^ At least you spelled it backwards to retain your anonymity, well until now.
Gringo? Did your parents not like you or something?
wouldn’t it be interesting if the matt in question was not me. maybe the matt is question is matt damon.
If I was famous, I would post using my real name, and people will just assume that it is some random guy calling himself “Channing Tatum” for fun. Then, if they find out, it will blow their minds.
Well, as we know from Behind the Candelabra, Matt Damon does like anal.
some more:
numi - mike or shlomo
viceroy - leroy
infintibenzo - todd
bs - dylan
hashtag = #jack dorsey
mailsnoop - nguyen
ft - brandon
goab - mordecai
turd - agnus
pokhim - kerpal
itera - wendy
Pure alpha - ching hung wong tsang nguyen
Isaiah - Chad (about 80% certain on this one, other 20% is on steve)
KMD - isabella (or frank)
yayyywork - mike
igor - steve
black swan - nathan
turd - big boy al
sweep the leg - martin (or basil) pemberton (or chesterton) the 3rd
hei.so - aki
comp sci kid - jonathan
We do?!?
So what is your first name, kr? We’re all dying to know.
I take it you’ve not seen the HBO movie.
Nahh… Too much downside with very little upside.
Plus a bunch of people already call me kr in real life - you are not missing much 
Kelly Ripa??
hi Kristina!
Nope. Which one?
Common Ohai! Don’t hate me like that
Behind the Candelabra