^ I guess Mohammed but you go by the name Irfan
For some reason I thought you were Indian?
Pretty sure he told us that a few times.
If it’s not Mohammed, there’s only one other logical choice.
#McSomething
So search brought up this gem (worth a stroll down memory lane) and another that confirmed he’s not Indian as well as this gem which may be where our misconception comes from years later, LMAO:
https://www.analystforum.com/forums/water-cooler/91346252
#FREECVM
^Huh, bummer. I had a picture in my head of a 6’6" (that’s something like 18 meters, I think) Indian dude living in the UK that has a very nice garden and an odd relationship with his wife.
It’s funny that you decided he was Indian Christopher Columbus style because he offended our Americanization and two years later we’re still thinking of him as an Indian.
Pokhim and Mobius are Pakistanis i.e Indians in denial.
I’m going to say pokhim is a Burt. Maybe Boyko.
I’m not convinced Pokhim is Pakistani either based on that thread though. Really not sure on this one.
Paki food is garbage though 
Striptease is Pakistani? Huh, I was picturing Russian.
What are some typical Pakistani delicacies? I really want to visit Pakistan but apparently it’s not particularly safe for tourists.
You know what I miss, that proper doughy inauthentic naan bread you get in old school Bangladeshi (but badged as Indian) takeaways in the UK. The authentic naan is all well and good but you can’t beat those big doughy motherfeckers
Some Paki Girls have beards,I guess it’s a taboo in their family to shave it off until married. I feel sorry for all those people.
Pokhim - Adnan
brah I only assume a Pakistani alter ego to troll my indians here, I hail from the Balkans. My desi boy Pokhi is a legit Paki though, he is representing. Fairly certain he goes by Wajahat Kazam Naveed and has nihari at least twice a week unless it’s the ramadan.
Should have been clear, he’s second or third gen Brit of Pakistani extraction.
Brah, you trying to start another war? Those bloody seeks are injuns, no country for them.
Hah, I’m going to stick with Lahore or Islamabad.