Annoying Habits of People on Planes

[higgmond]

@Ramos4rm

@higgmond

@CFABLACKBELT

@higgmond

@CFABLACKBELT

Couples who take the aisle and window seat and see no problem with this.

Do they not offer you one or the other if you end up between them? My wife and I used to book the aisle and window all the time in hopes that the middle seat would remain empty and we would get the entire row. If someone ended up between us, we would offer them the aisle seat instead. No one ever seemed to be upset about an unexpected move from the middle to the aisle.

Couple of times now where they didn’t offer and I asked if they wanted to move… no dice. I feel like I should carry a fiber bar of some sort to threaten retaliation.

The next time that happens, you should say something like “You both dislike the middle seat more than you like each other? Wow, interesting.” and just let that your penis hang out there for the entire flight.

FTFY

Much appreciated. I’m kicking myself for such an error.

[Destroyer_of_Worlds]

I’m on yet another flight two days ago and this circus clown of a man sits and pulls out the wired Apple headphones, pinching the mic and holding it close to his mouth. He’s having a conversation that sounds like the caricature of a serious businessman that Patrick Bateman sounds like explaining fashion to his nonexistent friend before cutting him off and telling him that T. Boone Pickens just walked in.

The moral of the story is that, I can’t stand it when people conduct loud business conversations in close proximity. I’m all for the freedom to do what you need to do, but have respect for others. I am trying to read a book, and all I can do is try re-reading the same sentence over and over again while your stupid conversation fills my brain. Why is this buffoon’s phone call more important than my book?

[igor555]

@ohai

Once, I was on a long haul flight and my whole row was miraculously empty. So, I thought great, I can lay down and have a nap. Then this huge lady came from somewhere else on the plane and sat in my aisle seat.

what are you a 5’5 120lb asian?

[former_trader]

@igor555

@ohai

Once, I was on a long haul flight and my whole row was miraculously empty. So, I thought great, I can lay down and have a nap. Then this huge lady came from somewhere else on the plane and sat in my aisle seat.

what are you a 5’5 120lb asian?

That would be Numi.

[hashtag]

@Yayyywork

I got beef with babies on planes. Always fucking crying like really? We know youre a baby, your mother and father are right there. STFU what do you have to cry about you dont do shit, except shit.

https://www.yahoo.com/travel/travel-rant-how-to-not-hate-that-crying-baby-on-your-94845184817.html

#ReadThis

[Analti_Calte_Equity]

I hate it when turbulence axes flight attendent drink service. I just wanted two beers or a couple shots. I don’t care if its a little bumpy.

[system]

@Destroyer_of_Worlds

pulls out his 2002-looking laptop

It’s probably business oriented Thinkpad or Elitebook. Those laptops are conservative in design but are packed with features and top specs and expensive as f@#$.

[elcoelhon]

I am good at farting those silent but deadly ones and like to watch people’s reactions. I always thought this habit would die as I get old but I still do it…

And yep, I also do it in elevators

[system]

@former_trader

@igor555

@ohai

Once, I was on a long haul flight and my whole row was miraculously empty. So, I thought great, I can lay down and have a nap. Then this huge lady came from somewhere else on the plane and sat in my aisle seat.

what are you a 5’5 120lb asian?

That would be Numi.

numi is a tall slender son of a rabbi Orthodox Jew.

[Analti_Calte_Equity]

You know what else is annoying? The increases in oversize luggage fees. I used to get a surfboard, snowboard, or bike case by with little to no extra fee, but now its like $150 each way or something.

[former_trader]

@CFAvsMBA

@former_trader

@igor555

@ohai

Once, I was on a long haul flight and my whole row was miraculously empty. So, I thought great, I can lay down and have a nap. Then this huge lady came from somewhere else on the plane and sat in my aisle seat.

what are you a 5’5 120lb asian?

That would be Numi.

numi is a tall slender son of a rabbi Orthodox Jew.

That’s as true as saying CFAvsMBA is a black, gangsta M&A 'er in Harlem.

[S2000magician]

I hate flying on planes.

(Except for the time I sat next to Holly. And, of course, on the rare occasions when I get to fly with my wife.)

[hashtag]

@elcoelhon

I am good at farting those silent but deadly ones and like to watch people’s reactions. I always thought this habit would die as I get old but I still do it…

And yep, I also do it in elevators

FYI…

#TheyKnowItsYou

[Robotech]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/flyers-name-their-biggest-grievances-of-inconsiderate-seatmates/ar-CCcvDH?ocid=ansmsntravel11

Summary:

Here are the top 10 grievances for in-flight behaviors:

The full ranked list of onboard etiquette violators includes:

1. Rear seat kickers 61 percent 2. Inattentive parents 59 percent 3. The ‘aromatic’ passenger 50 percent 4. The audio insensitive 50 percent 5. The boozer 45 percent 6. Chatty Cathy 43 percent 7. Carry-on baggage offenders 38 percent 8. Queue jumper 35 percent 9. Seat recliner 32 percent 10. Greedy overhead bin taker 32 percent

[Sweep_the_Leg]

@JBrowntown

5. The boozer 45 percent

What does this actually refer too? Do people really get upset when I order a double vodka? Or, are they talking about people getting drunk and getting loud and stupid?

I don’t see how my binge drinking on planes while remaining perfectly quiet should displease anyone.

[higgmond]

@Sweep_the_Leg

@JBrowntown

5. The boozer 45 percent

What does this actually refer too? Do people really get upset when I order a double vodka? Or, are they talking about people getting drunk and getting loud and stupid?

I don’t see how my binge drinking on planes while remaining perfectly quiet should displease anyone.

Having read other similar articles on the topic, I think they mean the person who gets loud and obnoxious.