Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine

Water Cooler
#1

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-average-male-4000-less-effective-in-fights,36321/

NOTE: Before the true nature of the video is seen and the link is clicked on, I anticipate some tough guys already mumbling to themselves…“yeah, whatever, man…”

#2

How can you be 4,000% less effective? That means that you’re -3,900% effective.

I hate it when they let people who don’t understand mathematics try to use it.

#3

theonion really

#4

It is satire.

#5

Real fights are always quite a humorous affair, you always have at least one participant where you can see on their face that they’ve just realised that this has gone a little bit too far…