Beard maintenance. Recommendations?

I’ve gotten so lazy about shaving, I have been shaving on Monday mornings and that’s it. I had to shave Monday and today and it annoyed me. The guys at work are trying to get me to grow a moustache in the name of Movember, though I don’t really want to.

Didn’t know Movember was big in the States.

^ In my old job, as part of a fundraiser for the firm’s chosen charity, we decided that one of the first years on our team would have to grow a mustache over the holidays. The lucky mustache grower would be chosen by votes that people had to buy, and partners were charged double that of all other people on the team.

And far easier to remove, once it goes out of fashion…

^ What’s wrong with this picture?

(That’s a real question.)

That’s a bum.

It’s from Gold Rush. Good show.

What about ponytails? I assume most agree an absolute no?

I wouldn’t want to get in a fight with him. For some reason, that thing he grew makes him look crazier.

Absolute must.

For perky blonde chicks wih bouncing …