Become cooler

I used these tips to get myself ahead of the male pack at university.Use at your own risk dogs.


Which old wine in new bottle are you?

I’m as cool as can be; no special techiniques necessary.

I find it interesting that Hippo’s country was “United States” a couple hours ago and now it’s India. It’s almost as if the duplicate account owner was all, “oh shit, I forgot if I want to really troll AF I need to be sure they know I’m Indian.”


good work, chief troll hunter!

oh so you’re not supposed to be a fidgety, hemming and hawing, “umm” saying, low self-esteem, stressed, awkward body posed conformist. i’ll just change all of those things now. thanks. choice made. i’m cool now.

p.s. an article titled “how to be cool” is probably the least cool thing every written.

What’s cooler than being cool? Ice cold!

And, now that’s stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

alright alright alright alright alright alright

amIright ?


still cooler than a polar bear’s toe nails.

Hey Yahhhhhh, MLA, loved your post.


^Kelvin zero


(_ P _retty _ D _ang _ C _old)

You are very wise.

“And no one puts new wine into old wineskins. For the old skins would burst from the pressure, spilling the wine and ruining the skins. New wine is stored in new wineskins so that both are preserved.” Mt. 9.17