Fast Food Hustlin'

youre lucky. our club was trying to market it self as a top notch joint (but no one seemed to buy it) so we were not allowed to take tips AND left over food was supposed to be thrown away instead of being left for us. they would throw out lefotver crab cakes, steaks, shrimp, lobster instead of feeding us. hated that place.

one time this old wrinkly ass ho complained to my manager because i put the spoon for her coffee on the wrong side of the dish. lets say the next few times she had coffee at the club, she had something extra in there

Yesterday, I was at Subway and some middle aged guy in business clothes complained to the server that the turkey sandwich had only 7 slices of turkey, not 8. What a BSD. Also, people actually count the number of meat slices at Subway?

Extra what?

As a former Sandwich Artist, I can assure you that they do (both customers and employees, in theory).

Customers will also tell you which specific slice of tomato they want. “No, not that one. That one right there.”

FYI - I worked at Mickey D’s when I was 19, and worked at Subway during my last semester in grad school. (which was a summer–no TA or RA jobs available.)

They count everything. Subway guy next to us puts 4 slices of cheese per sandwich. If he picks up 5 slices by accident, instead of just throwing it on the sandwich he will place it back. Same thing with tomatoes and cucumbers.

My first summer in the country I worked at a laundramat, folding and packing washed and dry clothes.

“Hottest” job I ever had.

High School: Caddy, Short Order Cook “Red Rooster” in Brewster

College: Security and Athletic Work Study (Laughed my ass off when I found my 6’ 11" teamate got a job changing light bulbs through the dorms), Mid Hudson Civic Center Event Security

Summers in College: Death Wish Time

  • NIght Clerk in Club/Hotel Register

  • Security: Had gun pulled on me but was in good shape with my night stick lol

  • Steel Worker: Fitting, cutting, welding under the steady hand of coke adled crane operator

  • Tappan Zee Bridge Crew: Running coffee and egg sandwiches, red lead, and paint out to the bridge painters under, on, and over bridge. Learning to pick up feet when I walked so I would not trip off the bridge. Pulled from the bridge when my state trooper dad found out my role and reassigned to tug boat duty lol.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/31-ways-to-be-the-worst-person-at-panera-bread

13 is pretentious

It’s funny, my career progression seems to align with CVM…

HS: Caddy, short stunt with the DEP

College:

Valet at a major casino (made bank for a college kid)

Security for casino arena (saw a lot of shows for free, groupies, not bad imo)

Bartender

Professional poker player - lasted 4 months and then my parents threatened to kick me out

Steel working is some serious employment. Much respect. A good friend of mine became a steel worker after being forced out of the NJ state police for shooting a few respectable citizens on the NJ turnpike some years back

^ Can you introduce me to your ‘good friend?’ I may have some dirty work to outsource to him/her. They gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean.

Mount up!

RIP ND

He’s the straightest arrow you’ll ever meet, so I don’t think he’d be interested.

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Steel working is some serious employment. Much respect. A good friend of mine became a steel worker after being forced out of the NJ state police for shooting a few respectable citizens on the NJ turnpike some years back

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Explain.

How did you not pick up being a bartendar?

I kind of did, but there were guys with more experience and hot chicks who were, well, hot. So they got all the good shifts. I was the day time bartender.

Steel working is some serious employment. Much respect. A good friend of mine became a steel worker after being forced out of the NJ state police for shooting a few respectable citizens on the NJ turnpike some years back

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Explain.

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This was very well publicized. Patrolling NJ TPK with his partner and they pull over an out-of-state minivan for speeding. Partner approaches minivan when driver claims it slips out of park and into reverse, hitting the trooper who then opens fire into the van. My buddy responds by also shooting into the van. Total of 11 shots fired with 3 of the 4 van occupants hit.

That’s a shame. Cops have a hard hard job. Respect.

The way you said it made it sound like Farva and the School Bus of kids.