you cant +3 your own quote. That’s like laughing at your own joke.
Jerry Seinfeld does it all the time.

Woah, families buy presents for completing major life events? I wish someone had sent mine the memo.
Graduations, marriages, . . . .
Baptisms

bchad:
Woah, families buy presents for completing major life events? I wish someone had sent mine the memo.
Graduations, marriages, . . . .
Woah! Those too? It’s like a whole new reason to get married and learn new cr@p!

S2000magician:
bchad:
Woah, families buy presents for completing major life events? I wish someone had sent mine the memo.
Graduations, marriages, . . . .
Woah! Those too? It’s like a whole new reason to get married and learn new cr@p!
You’ve led a sheltered life, my friend.
Nah, I just had cheap parents.
Touché.
A horse, of course.
Just get him the frame, other suggestions are not even serious.

A horse, of course.
+1

Goodwill:
former_trader:
An escort
I second this.
+3
+4
she better be good-looking too
I hope so.