How much to give for a wedding gift?

$70 for a marginal friend. $150-200 for a good friend but non-wedding party. $200-400 for wedding party. $0 if they make me an usher.

Sometimes I wish this stuff was covered by wedding insurance.

I always give $100 for my “marginal” friends and then a lot more depending upon who they are. I never realised how generous I was after listening to you zips.

If I have to fly somewhere they are getting a shit gift. 100 max.

Weddings are usually friend funerals anyway; the only reason to go to a wedding is just to get drunk and bang chicks. So I don’t usually worry burning those bridges by giving a shitty gift.

Weddings are usually friend funerals anyway…wow haha…in that case you should just bring some flowers !