this whole fad is the gayest thing ever.
smileygladhands Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > this whole fad is the gayest thing ever. 2nd gayest, your name takes the cake. Hoyo!
nope, my name is from a Tool song. Tool is awesome.
Maybe the gheyness will stop now. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37760686/ns/technology_and_science-tech_and_gadgets/
How does the counter ice work? I’ve got a wedding this weekend and there will be substantial icing - does ther countering party have to chug theres, or does the bronitiator have to chug both?
^ What’s the point of icing someone at a wedding. Unless it’s in the middle of the ceremony, icing someone at a wedding would be like forcing someone to eat hot dogs at Dollar Dog Night.
Jcole- Great question, bro-sef. Brahs have two schools of thought on how a bro who’s been ICE-blocked should deal with it. 1) Broheim who initiated the ICE and was subsequently ICE-blocked now has to chug both. This means bros must be careful in choosing the brahs they’re going to target, because the penalty is higher (a stunning TWO ICE chug). It also means that the intended target is now ICE-less and can’t block a second time without finding another ICE. 2) Broheim who initiated the ICE simply chugs the proffered ICE and the brah who ICE-blocked keeps his ICE on him to fight another day. I’m strongly in favor of method one. Otherwise, a bro with an ICE on him can just keep it handy and block ICEs till the cows come home.
supersadface Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jcole- > > Great question, bro-sef. Brahs have two schools > of thought on how a bro who’s been ICE-blocked > should deal with it. > > 1) Broheim who initiated the ICE and was > subsequently ICE-blocked now has to chug both. > This means bros must be careful in choosing the > brahs they’re going to target, because the penalty > is higher (a stunning TWO ICE chug). It also > means that the intended target is now ICE-less and > can’t block a second time without finding another > ICE. > > 2) Broheim who initiated the ICE simply chugs the > proffered ICE and the brah who ICE-blocked keeps > his ICE on him to fight another day. > > I’m strongly in favor of method one. Otherwise, a > bro with an ICE on him can just keep it handy and > block ICEs till the cows come home. Exceptionally verbrose sir. I will recommend method one as the only acceptable brocedure for this weekend. Thanks for the education, you’re a scholar, a gentleman, and an impeccable brofessional.
+1,000,000 for use of “brocedure” and “brofessional”.
This thread brings a brotear to a true brahs eye.
ASSet_MANagement Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This thread brings a brotear to a true brahs eye. Indeed.
It was a catastrophe. Vomit and smirnoff ice bottles littered the dance floor. I could see this icing thing getting out of hand… Actually, no vomit on the dance floor, but two individuals had to excust themselves to the restroom on either their 2nd or 3rd assault. At some point, the groom broclaimed there shall be no more icing, and was then immediately iced.
So here is an icing story, one which on the brahgods could deliver in the most brholy sense. I’m at the hookah place Saturday night trying to figure out where we are going out, and I see my intern across the street stumbling out of Sandbar. I see her and she sees me and she runs over to say hi. At this point I wanted to do somthing cruel, I remember seeing the Smirnoff Ice on the beer list and thinking to myself; “thats funny, I wonder if anyone orders those now.” Well, I answered my own question. At 10pm, in a miniskirt in the middle of Coconut grove, my intern had to pound an Ice. I felt like I BROwned the world.
ASSet_MANagement Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So here is an icing story, one which on the > brahgods could deliver in the most brholy sense. > > I’m at the hookah place Saturday night trying to > figure out where we are going out, and I see my > intern across the street stumbling out of Sandbar. > I see her and she sees me and she runs over to say > hi. > > At this point I wanted to do somthing cruel, I > remember seeing the Smirnoff Ice on the beer list > and thinking to myself; “thats funny, I wonder if > anyone orders those now.” Well, I answered my own > question. > > At 10pm, in a miniskirt in the middle of Coconut > grove, my intern had to pound an Ice. > > I felt like I BROwned the world. Brwnage - that’s hilarious. Props to her for pounding that goodness. Nice work sir.
Is it appropriate to ice a bro on a date? This won’t be a brohemian restaraunt, but he is talking about taking her to a spot I’ll be beginning my weekend on Friday. He alleges it is improper to ice a date like that.
JDV is rolling in his grave.