If 50% of the marriages fail in the US...

It is not isolated to the bay area…the way to get back at them is to buy them a drink but slip something in their drink. No, not the date r*pe drug, but rather a little something to make them shi*t themselves.

^tried it, didn’t work. it turned out the girls were into the whole two girls one cup deal at the time! so you can only imagine the melee that ensued.

Demand and supply. Read somewhere it was the best place to date for women, which automatically makes it the worst for men. They are called San Francisco 7s, both for the jeans and 1-10 scale.

adavydov7 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ^tried it, didn’t work. it turned out the girls > were into the whole two girls one cup deal at the > time! so you can only imagine the melee that > ensued. I just ralphed. Thanks for that.

kevinf12 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not sure if laxatives are a good idea here. The whole point of buying random girls drinks is that for every N that will take advantage of you, there is one who will like you and perhaps try to seduce you afterwards. You don’t want want that one accident to happen when you are both rolling around drunk.

^The problem is that N varies by individual. So if you are ugly, you may be better off just getting a, hgghmm, escort.

Start the conversation by saying that you are applying Bernoulli to the outcome of the encounter. @adavydov, try the Spitzer Special.

>Not sure if laxatives are a good idea here. The whole point of buying random girls drinks is that for every N that will take advantage of you, there is one who will like you and perhaps try to seduce you afterwards. You don’t want want that one accident to happen when you are both rolling around drunk.< That may be the point for you, but for me the point is to make them sh*t themselves…