Is the shirt thing during sex for the same reason you presumably wear one in the pool?
But yeah, a 6’4 220 pound person would easily have landed you in a heavy concusion with broken teeth and nose and fractured skull if this was an actual beating and not two drunk fat kids rolling around half naked slapping each other and trading nuggies (which is what we all know this really was). Lets be real.
Two sparring jabs against a golden gloves competitor two weight classes above me left me with a deviated septum they had to remove and reinsert surgically (I can still move it around inside my nose) and a light concussion. Granted he knocked out two guys in the first two rounds of the tournament but we were only sparring, and I had headgear and mouthguard and we were using sparring gloves. In the real world I’d have been destroyed (moreso).
Bruh, size means nothing if your opponent can’t spare. I can handle myself. 6’1 195 lbs with 9% body fat. At the time I had 17 inch arms. You conveniently forget that there were 3 other people in the room, one of which was a male just as big as me stepping in to break up the fight.
The funny part is that the story doesn’t even make my top 10 of all-time. I forgot that this is an analyst forum, not a forum for futures/options traders. If you only knew how impulsive and crazy traders are outside the office. The wolf of Wall Street is PG13 compared to what I witnessed. Working with a bunch of twenty and thirty something males making 6 to 7 figures in a party city like Montreal where the average salary is 40K will put you in unique situations. But I can understand how people working with middled aged males in cubicles in a corporate setting all their lives could find this story too wild to be true.
I’m with you. Nothing too extraordinary if you don’t live in a cacoon. The tour companys don’t let them experience much, but at least they can say they’re well-traveled at dinner parties.
I thought you were too drunk to remember she was engaged? But you can also handle yourself? K, adds up.
So what really happened was two drunk half naked fatties rolling around slapping each other for a few minutes until they got split up which you parlayed into “taking a beating”. Looks like I was right the first time. I didn’t say it was too wild to be true. Just stupid and blown out of proportion.
Even if you can “handle yourself” I did enough boxing to know that when too people with actual intent fight without protective gear you get more than a black eye and some bruising.
Not as stupid as impregnating a teenager, banging your friend’s gf, proudly admitting to playing a character on the internet to inflame others, quoting a racist site a few weeks ago to make a point before playing the ignorant card and using heavy doses of propecia when you already had severe anger issues. I can’t imagine someone with better judgment and foresight. Your honor, this man has no credibility as an expert witness.
Meh, doesn’t hold water. I never banged any of my friends’ girlfriends (an ex once but that’s fair game), my fiance was 21 for whatever that matters, sorry I didn’t know what the BNP is but the quote wasn’t racist anyways and honestly don’t care, don’t have anger issues (remember you admitted I play the role online, contradictions again) and I haven’t taken propecia in at least 5 years (whatever any of this has to do with anything). So, nice try I guess? It’s a flattering that this was the the best you could do.
Hmm, inflaming people on the internet, geez I don’t know what to say sounds like someone’s feelings got hurt.
Aaaanywhooo, so basically you didn’t respond to the clear contradictions in your story that essentially reduce it to a lame story about you getting in a drunk slap fight with some other chubby guy about your size for being a douche.