I have never…and I mean NEVER…met anybody who’s better than me at Mike Tyson’s Punchout for the NES.
Great gif depiction of viscosity, think pee vs. poo (I need to grow up…) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viscosity
Blackbelt, can u hook it up with that girl in yo picture?
Linda Evangelista asked me to have a drink with her back in the 1990s after I walked in to Nello on Madison Ave and asked her for a menu (I mistook her for the hostess). I was a poor student at the time, didn’t recognize who she was, and thought it was just a hot girl trying to sell me something, so I declined. I realized she looked familiar about 5 minutes later as I was walking away down the street, then came back to realize she was a supermodel waiting to do a shoot.
I have regretted missing out on that opportunity to this day, but it is a fun story…
(I’ve mentioned this once before on AF, Blake thought it was BS, but if I had been making it up, I would surely have given it a happier ending.)
I also nearly ran over Mike Wallace (A 60 Minutes Anchorman) on my bike in Central Park. Had I had hit him, it would have been major damage, as I was going pretty fast and missed him by only 2 feet.
My Aunt and Uncle tried to get on Swissair flight 111 to Geneva in 1998 so that they would not have to do a layover at Charles De Gaulle Airport on their way home. They were very irritated that the ticketing attendant could not get both of them on the plane, as there was only one seat available. They decided not to split up and thus had to wait for the later-departing flight and then have to do the layover. Later that night Swissair flight 111 crashed into the Atlantic, killing everyone aboard. Had there been a second seat available, they would have been on that flight.
My great- great- great- uncle and aunt were on the RMS Titanic. Their story of how they met their end is one of the great romantic tragedies of that voyage. There is a 3 second scene representing them in the 1997 film that few people can forget. The original also had a scene of them at the lifeboats, but it was cut to make the film shorter.
Here’s the story:
http://ephemeralnewyork.wordpress.com/2013/04/15/the-titanic-love-story-of-isidor-and-ida-straus/
I ate gubment cheese and peanut butter for a time when i was a kid.
…also I’m pretty sure i’m unbreakable - one time a firecracker blew up in my closed hand with no resulting injury when i was a kid.
Biggest regret of my life: I was offered a 3 some by this girl. She was hot and was strangely attracted to the girl I was seeing. She was like talk to ur girl and make it happen. I declined cuz I wanted a long term relationship with the girl I was seeing. The girl I was seeing ended up being the ultimate hootch and left me! I asked her later if she would’ve said yes and her answer was hell yea! Thinking about this makes me want a drink.
Hi. Now you have.
/pwnd
In high school I once smoked 10 joints of good Colombian weed in one sitting. It was 1974, and at the time it was about the best there was (my best friend was a dealer).
Not so impressive now - I understand the weed now is much stronger.
I also ran 10:03 for two miles in HS and had a resting heart rate of 39.
Now I’m old, slow, and fat.
^ respect
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Must have been too interesting for AF.