Is it too late to start?

also make sure you bring question paper back home. This will help you in analyzing how many questions you’ve got correct.

No it’s too soon. You should wait two more weeks.

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS KILL ME!!! I’m drinking some milk like a good school boy and I laughed so hard it came outta my nose!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - BUFFET TABLE - HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAH!!!

haha, solid thread boys (girls?)…

Guys, guys, quit lying to the poor guy. The truth is, there is no “CFA Institute” and no exams. It’s all just an elaborate ruse for people to get together once or twice a year and smoke marijuana for six hours, with a break for munchies.

jut111 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > actually theres a buffet table with gourmet > cuisine in the back of the testing room. But you > do need to be careful and not spill tomato sauce > on your answer sheet - i hear that messes up the > grading. Pretty sure thats why I was band 1 last > year. jut: Which office am I supposed to call with my dietary concerns? I need my steak cooked at 150 degrees rather than 145 degrees. When I get nervous I can only digest proteins cooked at higher temperatures. Also will both 1% and 2% milk be available or should I inquire?

I wouldn’t worry about it too much DanLieb. In case you haven’t noticed, the CFAI is a model for efficiency. All that you need to do is call them with the request and you can be assured that they will handle it.

thommo77 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i would wait until the night before to study. you > do not want to burn out with two weeks of > cramming. you can do it! Agreed, the simple though of doing more than one night of studying is ridiculous for an individual of your caliber. Frankly, i’m surprised your even thinking about it this far in advance. You’ll be the most prepared candidate to ever write the exam.

Haha, you are guys are out of control. Definately love the sense of humor, I laughed reading this the whole way down. I needed a quick study break. Whenever I am feeling down, I come on here and read some posts and I am ready to go again! Good luck you guys and thanks for the laughs

just write your thoughts in the bubble answer sheet. that for sure is going to make the graders realize how your own ethics code beats the SPH.

I’m going to suggest some new post card ideas to the CFAI. “It’s easier to pick up chicks when they find out Imma CFA.” “I only buy at the lowest tick and sell at the highest tick.” “CFAI Curriculum - A nice bookcase display, like attorneys have.” “Triple your salary by signing up.” “CFA = VIP everynight.” “King Kong/Bernanke/Paulson/Madoff/Petters/etc ain’t got sht on me!” Perhaps I can coin some post card phrases and makes billions instead of puny millions. I thought about studying tonight, but then started playing Contra on NES. I’m old school like that.

Hahaha that is awesome! What about: “CFA, like the CPA, but with applicability.” “Everything I know about ethics, I learned from my CFA Level One Book.” “When your chick says you cannot commit, show her your card with CFA underneath.”

“Inverting, bootstrapping, AND stripping.”

you forgot “CFA, because i’m just that much better than you”

“CFA, because I’m three times better than you”

“CFA, keeping in touch with friends is overrated anyway”

Please advise, I’m still awaiting a response regarding my situation. I really don’t want to have to take the December Exam.

After reading through this I have determined that this thread is a joke. Good joke, I loled at the first post.