nuppal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > iheartiheartmath Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > More questions: > > > > 1) Cup size of each? > GF-Solid B- Speed, not comfort > Target Acquisition- Mediocre B-Speed bag (1-1, > 2-2, 1-1) > > +1 GF > > > 2) Who can run a faster mile? > Depends on who just got sexed. > > Push > > > 3) Who’s got a longer tongue? > Depends on who drank more. > > Push > > > 4) Who does a better job of womanscaping? > Assuming my GF, this other girl is middle eastern, > they tend to be on the bushier side. > > +1 GF > > > 5) Carpets = drapes for both? > No drapes to speak of > > > 6) When you take off your clothes, what is the > > reaction of each? > http://www.beyondrace.com/images/stories/PeeWeeHer > man.jpg > > -1 both > > > 7) If you say “pucker up your lips” does either > of > > them reach for their zipper? > No > -1 Both > > So > > 0-GF > -2 Target Acquisition. > > Looks like I need to find an emerging market. > Don’t you mean no carpets? +1 for both.
Yeah, no carpets lol. No cancer on either. I was thinking of things that LOOK like drapes near the carpet area…*shuuder*
You mean the meat curtains? What’s the status for both on those?
Re: Texting Posted by: iheartiheartmath (IP Logged) [hide posts from this user] Date: October 23, 2009 03:51PM akanska Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I’m impressed by the fact that even the lewdest > and crudest of the AF crew draw the line at common > decency of manning up and not cheating 
Who are you referring to here?? …ding!ding!DING!!!
What did I do this time??
Meat curtains: Current GF…VERRRY NICE! Target…Not sure
^sample pics from a p0rn star lookalike or they’re the size of dental floss.
So back on topic, I bet Jeffrey Chaing has never been l@!d.
iheartiheartmath Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ^sample pics from a p0rn star lookalike or they’re > the size of dental floss. +1
nuppal…looks like your gal’s got some serious lunch. 36C? …also I forgot to send you the pics of the gal from the “Twitter” post…what’s your e-mail?
Exact same body, I personally think Jenny has a better face. Alexis Love is a porn star so go to porn hub dot com and search “Alexis Love” and its pretty much the same person from the next down, same height, weight, everything. http://pix.hotornot.com/pics/brands/NZHLN/ARBUUANEHDBLGURRDLFL.jpg
In the blue, for comparison. http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v237/177/26/18000439/n18000439_30955995_3599.jpg
I was actually looking for meat curtain samples.
You tryin to get me banned? Take care of the competition? Id say approx. This: http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/cameltoe.jpg - 4 feet
I hope you got a schl0ng the size of a jackhammer then.
Nah, I have really good scuba gear.
I just re-read the “warning email” below from the BofA analyst to other analysts on the street and I call total bs for the following reasons: -Ummm…Lehman Brothers was one of the banks that this analyst emailed?? That is an automatic tip off that this email is fake. -“He had spent a summer at Gulfstar, so I did a bit of checking on him there” – no IB analyst has time to voluntarily run what essentially is a post-offer background check on a candidate that they were planning to ding anyways. I wouldn’t even do this for an interviewee at my firm unless we were planning to hire him and I was specifically asked to run a background check after he received an offer letter. -“our associate happened to mention this to his friend that works in the MS Palo Alto office and the associate at MS said that Jeff had had only had a phone interview” – what a coincidence that his BofA co-worker in NY happened to be friends with the exact MS analyst in Palo Alto who conducted the phone interview. Either that or everyone in that office evesdrops on everyone else’s phone conversations. I work in an office that I am sure is much smaller than MS’s and I have no clue who even the person sitting next to me is talking to on the phone. -“We have notified UT of this joker’s behavior” – nobody goes through the trouble to do this, not even HR. Dead giveaway that this email was made up. ----------------------------------- From: [Bank of America ML] To: [Lehman Brothers], [UBS] Subject: FW: Jeffrey Chiang I don’t know if this guy has come up on your radar screens in terms of analyst recruits, but you need to be warned about him. I should have been tipped off by the fact that he ran a “5k marathon” on his resume. I just figured something got lost in translation. I interviewed him on campus, and while he was pretty weird/intense, he seemed like somebody who would crank and potentially make for a good analyst, so we waved him in for an office visit. Things started going bad for him when I got a call from our HR department about him during our Superday. In making his travel arrangements with our travel agent, he had apparently made a big stink about needing to stay at the Four Seasons and blow up on the travel person. It was apparently bad enough that she went to the trouble to inform our HR department. Our Superday reviews on him were pretty mixed, nonetheless. He had spent a summer at Gulfstar, so I did a bit of checking on him there, and it became clear that they were also very unimpressed with the way that he carried himself. So, we dinged him, but that is not where the story ends. He had told one of the associates in our office that he was in the second round of interviews for MS’s Palo Alto office. Well, our associate happened to mention this to his friend that works in the MS Palo Alto office and the associate at MS said that Jeff had had only had a phone interview but had indicated that he had an offer from BAML. When the MS team asked him to send proof of his offer, he manufactured the email below and forwarded to the MS team. We have notified UT of this joker’s behavior, but needless to say, this guy shouldn’t be able to get a job at McDonalds after a stunt like this.
Hmmm… you’re right!
former trader Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > soppisoppi Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Im 27 already though, and not getting any > > younger. > > > > I cant be in the game forever, tahts also why > im > > reluctant to give up this great girl > > > I’ve read that men are the sexiest at age 38 > (established career, high confidence, etc.) > > Men age like wine while women age like cheese is > something a wiseman once told me. lol
iheartiheartmath Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I just re-read the “warning email” below from the > BofA analyst to other analysts on the street and I > call total bs for the following reasons: > > -Ummm…Lehman Brothers was one of the banks that > this analyst emailed?? That is an automatic tip > off that this email is fake. > > -“He had spent a summer at Gulfstar, so I did a > bit of checking on him there” – no IB analyst has > time to voluntarily run what essentially is a > post-offer background check on a candidate that > they were planning to ding anyways. I wouldn’t > even do this for an interviewee at my firm unless > we were planning to hire him and I was > specifically asked to run a background check after > he received an offer letter. > > -“our associate happened to mention this to his > friend that works in the MS Palo Alto office and > the associate at MS said that Jeff had had only > had a phone interview” – what a coincidence that > his BofA co-worker in NY happened to be friends > with the exact MS analyst in Palo Alto who > conducted the phone interview. Either that or > everyone in that office evesdrops on everyone > else’s phone conversations. I work in an office > that I am sure is much smaller than MS’s and I > have no clue who even the person sitting next to > me is talking to on the phone. > > -“We have notified UT of this joker’s behavior” – > nobody goes through the trouble to do this, not > even HR. Dead giveaway that this email was made > up. > > > ----------------------------------- > From: > To: , > Subject: FW: Jeffrey Chiang > > I don’t know if this guy has come up on your radar > screens in terms of > analyst recruits, but you need to be warned about > him. I should have > been tipped off by the fact that he ran a “5k > marathon” on his resume. > I just figured something got lost in translation. > > I interviewed him on campus, and while he was > pretty weird/intense, he > seemed like somebody who would crank and > potentially make for a good > analyst, so we waved him in for an office visit. > > Things started going bad for him when I got a call > from our HR > department about him during our Superday. In > making his travel > arrangements with our travel agent, he had > apparently made a big stink > about needing to stay at the Four Seasons and blow > up on the travel > person. It was apparently bad enough that she went > to the trouble to > inform our HR department. > > Our Superday reviews on him were pretty mixed, > nonetheless. He had > spent a summer at Gulfstar, so I did a bit of > checking on him there, > and it became clear that they were also very > unimpressed with the way > that he carried himself. So, we dinged him, but > that is not where the > story ends. > > He had told one of the associates in our office > that he was in the > second round of interviews for MS’s Palo Alto > office. Well, our > associate happened to mention this to his friend > that works in the MS > Palo Alto office and the associate at MS said that > Jeff had had only > had a phone interview but had indicated that he > had an offer from > BAML. When the MS team asked him to send proof of > his offer, he > manufactured the email below and forwarded to the > MS team. > > We have notified UT of this joker’s behavior, but > needless to say, > this guy shouldn’t be able to get a job at > McDonalds after a stunt > like this. Good deduction/sleuthing. I can’t imagine companies take time to inform competitors of fraudulent apps.