What’s common between a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist?
They can both smell it but cannot taste it.
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What do you get when you stab a baby 12 times?
-An erection.
“"I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said “Where do you see yourself in five years?” and i said “Celebrating the fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question””
- all credit to Mitchell Lee “Mitch” Hedberg
Also: if life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.
bravo
Yao Ming is quite the comedian. Who knew?
I don’t get it.
^how is that a joke?fail
Good joke.
Rahul is da man.
I was trying to remember a joke this morning, but I couldn’t remember the name of the black kid in the Jetsons. Can anybody refresh my memory?
Keep’em coming rahul.