If you miss BART during the strike, this might make you miss it a bit less: A man accused of trying to make love to a train seat was acquitted of felony indecent exposure and released from San Francisco jail Monday.
Leslie Bailey, 28, was arrested May 8 shortly after a BART train operator saw him on on his knees in the nearly empty first car, thrusting his pelvis against a seat next to the cab.
Bailey, who boarded the Dublin-Pleasanton train at the 16th Street Station, exited at Civic Center but returned to his paramour just before the doors closed, according to the San Francisco public defender’s office. The operator testified that she then saw him gyrating on his stomach, his feet in the aisle, before he flipped over and began masturbating and smoking crack cocaine."
Who are you bigots to judge how this gentleman gets his rocks off!? With the abolishment of traditional marriage, people are now free to engage in orgasmic behaviors with whom or what they see fit. Would you be giving this person such bile if it were a woman straddling the vibrating seat getting her rocks off!? No.
Leave this misunderstood gentleman alone. He deserves to be happy like the next faggie or straightie.