You just can’t make this stuff up . . . http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0331091stool1.html MARCH 31–In a law enforcement first, Ohio cops this month arrested a man for drunk driving on a motorized bar stool. That’s right, a motorized bar stool, which can be seen below in a police evidence photo. According to cops, Kile Wygle, 28, crashed his bar stool near his Newark home earlier this month and called 911 due to his injuries. When an officer arrived and asked Wygle what happened, he answered, “I wrecked my bar stool.” According to a Newark Police Division report, a copy of which you’ll find here, Wygle’s homemade ride is powered by a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine. Wygle noted that the bar stool could hit nearly 40 miles per hour, but that he was only going 20 when he wiped out late in the afternoon on March 4 (a witness told police that he spotted someone driving a “strange motorized machine” before the crash). A plastered Wygle, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, was charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license, both misdemeanors. His bar stool was not impounded. (5 pages)
should’ve used a motorized bed with pillows to prevent injury, what a tool
proud to be an ohioan…
saw this. i want to make one of those!!! that pic is awesome
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Is there a more colossal failure than the inability to operate a stool?
joemontana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is there a more colossal failure than the > inability to operate a stool? WillyR in the sack with some unlucky lady.
joemontana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is there a more colossal failure than the > inability to operate a stool? That depends; usually my inability to control my stool follows All-You-Can-Eat Enchilada Night.