Men Pretending to work

I want to make money dick (?).

I want to make variable dick. Javascript just doesn’t make sense.

Hey, who are you calling a dick? But seriously, $dick is meant to imply some amount of dick money…

Just be sure to dim $dick as a variable.

Yes and no. While staying late might be more important than showing up early. I found showing up early helped immesely as well. If for no other reason than to get face time with execs who show up early as well. Mornings can be golden internal networking time. Worked at my firm at least.

I’m in sweatpants and have had dinner by 5:30 every night I’m not traveling.

And, yes, as a matter of fact.

Aren’t you in sales?

Are there any websites where I can find the conversion rate of Dick dollars to US dollars?

Yep. I suppose I should mention, just because I’m at home doesn’t mean I’m not working. I may not be talking to clients, but I’m constantly thinking about product positioning, sales campaigns for our wholesalers, marketing, upcoming conferences, and, if I find myself with absolutely nothing to do I read every market outlook I can get my hands on.

But, yes, I’m not behind a desk after 4:30 all that often.

Yea, sales seems to have pretty good hours based on what I’ve seen

But you must also count all the night time outings with drunk asshole clients. In fact, I am going out with some sales guys today…

^yeah–if you’re the 1/50 who can do it well.

Luckily for me I like drinking and I don’t have any asshole clients.