The restaurant Bohemian here in NYC has a japanese toilet with all the bells and whistles (Wall mounted control panel, adjustable water jet direction, warm air blower, temp control). The thing was pretty badass but I admit, the rest of the restaruant (10 people in a space the size of a living room if you’ve never been there) probably thought I was a lunatic because I couldn’t stop laughing after the first time I used it… I was hitting buttons out of curiousity and was getting suprise jets of water and air in places not accustomed to this type of activity.
I would say it’s a good idea for men to sit down to urinate. Several years ago I held a small party at my place. After some guys used my bathroom, I saw urine all over the place on the floor, on the toilet, etc etc. (I am still not sure who did it even though I have a suspect in mind)!! I had to clean it. It wasn’t that much of an enjoyable thing to do!
The Japanese toilet is great – I have one in my apartment – but it can cause a huge mess if people don’t know how to use it since people that are just “hitting buttons out of curiosity” can send water streaming all over the place. It’s a wonder how Bohemian keeps the bathroom so clean; either that or the patrons just happen to know how to use the Toto?
BTW, Bohemian is a great restaurant. Awesome date place if you can get a reservation for two. I’ve never had a date that ended short of glorious after a visit to Bohemian.
I’ve found myself sitting to pee after moving to a house with smaller toilets. Our old place had comfort height toilets so it was much easier to keep the splatter down.
Maybe its just because I lived in a world of rich white people but this was a trend in 2002-2003 where I lived back in high school for new construction custom homes.
I’m sorry, men who sit down to urinate are pansies. My downstairs powder room was squeezed into a former stair well. I have to twist my upper body sideways and backwards to get close enough to get my ummm stuff to be above the bowl and that’s what I do because I’m a man damn it! If you can’t contort yourself to urinate standing up, go behind the garage.
@STL - you mention your bidet has the strength of a fire hose coming out of there. I’m wondering–how do you protect your junk from the force of the water? It seems like if you turned a pressure washer onto my sack, it would be…uncomfortable.