My firm is hiring "Institutional trader"

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Sweeptheleg is getting soft these days.

(sigh) why don’t you boys and girls all just calm down and come work for uncle sam (the government) just like me and become civilized folks who works gravy jobs that keeps a roof over your head, dinner on the table, and food in your belly.

Oh wait, ya’ll a bunch of un-faithful non-God-fearing greedy thugs who wants to flaunt your weath but in reality you’re the same people who are refilling your cup at McDonald’s and pumping regular gas in your $50k Mercedes Benz…trueeee…