My guy pretty like a girl! What are your best assets!?

No worries bro. But imo you should get it while you can. Cuz once ur 30 with a fiancé, you’ll miss it. And you miss the shots you don’t take. That’s why I always drink my shots.

whats the min nery?

i think the law should be 16. Just a personal opinion. There is not much difference between 16 and 18 imo

min amount of money for a blowie

I wouldn’t do it for 10k. But I’d do it for 400k. Prolly even less. but what’s interesting is that in girls do porn they paid them 5k for one of those rough scenes. They did promise it would not go global. I bet those girls regret it now due to the shame. But imo if they were paid enough, then it doesn’t really matter. Since the people criticizing are no real person involved as they are most likely poorer.

Nery, you’re telling me those girls did not Google GDP before signing up to do this recording? That is not very smart considering that they are college educated from such institutions as University or Arizona.

yea but youre not a girl. youre doing it with a guy. so 100k?

400k seems like a very low sum for having to look yourself in the mirror every morning for the rest of your life knowing that you blew a dude.

i guess what im trying to say is everyone has a number. it could be 1m. it could be 100m. at some point. even igors homophobe ass going to be on his knees/

We played that game at my first job out of college, getting fucked by the manager all night (that guy was like 6’5"). Consensus was around $1mm, except 1 guy who said he’d be down for $2k, “right here, right now” (no homo, he claims).

I disagree. Not everything has a price, like killing. I think blowing a dude falls into that category as well.

yea thats a no for me

For $400k I would even tell my mom what I did.

10 minutes of shame for 8 years of work. thats not to mention that some people do it for far less. like crack or a mcdouble! btw yakll hear about the new sex scandal! anotha 1

Exactly. I’d sleep just fine at night.

wow u planning to spend 10 minutes. now thats service!

well its a lot less than that 1 guy that too kestrogen pills and wore girl clothes even though he had a wife. i wonder what hes up to. i hope he got a large payout. i remember last i read, it was consensual. so he might not have gotten paid. but still right!

Let’s be honest here. I have to spend 10 minutes sucking a pipi, to go from zero to $20,000.00 a year in passive muni bond interest? Sure.

The average coupon on PIMCO’s 3-17 yr muni ladder is 5%. And I’m pretty sure muni interest is tax free…??

I don’t even see how this is gay. My gf would probably be cheering me on the whole time.

So…do you like get $200k upfront and then $200k after or is it all at once? We used to have some smokin hot ladies in the office, and this absolute perv of a dude used to ask how much you need to eat the corn out of her poo. Consensus was around $1,000. So $400K seems high to me.

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Tank, mijo.