My wife and I are living paycheck to paycheck. Can someone take a look at our budget and help us start saving?

[thanatos0320]

The guy who originally posted this did it because of all the bs stories he heard from people. He completely made this up.

[birdman12345]

@frankybarnes

@birdman12345

Have you considered trading your wife in for an heiress? Also, if you get a smaller one, maybe she’ll eat less?

Already on wife #2, upgraded from a bulemic, which is quite wasteful, to an anorexic so I’m saving there. If she could get the dogs to pull her they’d tire more quickly and she would burn even fewer calories.

You have a good point with the heiress. As mention above my wife’s parents owe us 200k basically. Should I call that debt in? I really don’t want to have to get a smaller boat.

Frankly I see three options in your situation… Call the debt in and hope they pay, just get a repo company to go size their property for you to sell, or you could put a lien on their property, which is actually very easy to do.