Naming your first born son

Ive never met a “III” that wasnt minted. Thats all I gots to say.

thank you for formally recognizing the joke.

I have no idea what that means, but whatever it means I’m pretty sure I’m not.

‘tips fedora’

Not exclusively: the English do it.

I didn’t know my grandfather, so I cannot say about him, but my dad was certainly narcissistic.

Thank goodness I didn’t inherit that trait. Just the name.

Oh just wrestle already!

Truly? The first Gringo probably knew Noah.

I get to be the Iron Yuppie.

Damn. Dr. Hillbilly is weak.

If you’re a BSD, it can slide. If you’re a nobody, no.

George Foreman style is the only way to child naming.

As long as the monograms spell something good, go for it. If not, create something good like:

JAM

HAM

BAM

BOP

MOP

Unfortunately, the rate of people becoming janitors with the initials of ‘MOP’ is extremely high, so choose wisely.

My wife had wanted our daughter’s middle name to be Kaitlin, but reconsidered when I mentioned that her initials then would have matched those of the A merican K ennel C lub.

Yup, as far back as anyone can remember. it’s one of those names with about 5 different short forms so there was pretty much a generational timetable for which one you got.

was pretty controversial originally but my grandad was a total cunt so I’m glad I didn’t get his name.