or kenny G
All Lifetime movies can be broken down thusly: 50% women getting r@ped, 30% women are crying, 20% having a family picnic.
How is Lifetime supposed to be the network for women? At least 80% of that seems anti-woman.
hook up with him?yes.
date him?don’t know

This is your co worker? Aaaaahhh… in that case, forget about pursuing her… it is probably not a good idea to introduce this sort of drama into the work place. Even if you do enter into a relationship, she seems unstable and might create problems if your relationship does not go well.
she’s stable and mature when sober.different departments too…won’t be a scene there.

This girl must be something for you to be obsessed when shes your co-worker and is effing another dude…just one night her and remain her friend and you won’t have your dilemma anymore.
she is,not that obsessed anymore…i’ll just roll with it.honestly speaking i think that is how it’ll turn out…
If AF had a thumbs down, I had clicked it 5 pages ago. You are worse than TPCFA!
^TPCFA?

^TPCFA?
TransferPricingCFA. Another broken hearted AFer.
on another note
went out yesterday night with a friend and as soon as i enter the place some random white dude grabs me and say’s “can you speak english”?
i said yes,so he say’s follow me and i get curious and say ok. Finally he leads me to 2 buck ass ugly girls,one tall and thin,one short and fat. He goes straight to the short and fat one and starts talking and i’m wondering what the fk is happening at this point but start talking to the tall thin one.She was about a 3 but had a somewhat ok personality.i thought maybe i should just push it,i prob need it.
i tell the other guy and the girls who were from out of town that the city shuts down at 11 30 and there are very few places open after,we should head there as i know them.The girls were piss drunk by now and say their hotel has a midnight buffet and we should go there.
so we go there tall thin girl on my lap,short fat on his and i’m feeling her ass and i think i’ll just do her from behind and get out of there. After the buffet tall thin invites us to their room for drinks but short fat freezes up completely and has the keys. The other guy just kept pushing and she just kept getting more stubborn.It was about half an hour of ridiculousness where the tall thin wanted to go up and short fat refusing and other guy banging his head against a brick wall.
i start talking to the short fat one and after half an hour bullshit where i somehow convince her that nothing will happen that she doesn’t want and we all just really want to drink we head up.By this point we’ve switched because the other guy can’t handle this one and i’m pissed that it turned out like this but i was drunk enough to say fk it.just do her and go home.
so blah blah blah finally the other guy and tall thin start doing it on the bed next to us and it’s freaking this girl out,so i take her out to the lobby,calm her down for at least half an hour,spouted bullshit about my personal life for another half. Found an abandoned janitor’s closet and led her into it. Now we’re finally getting somewhere but then i realize that whatever’s under her skirt i cannot get off. I ask her to get it off and it was apparently tights with a drawstring. Should’ve ran then and there.
I finally start fingering her and think that soon i’ll be able to leave when she promptly bursts out crying.I’m fried at this point and ask what the hell is wrong?she say’'s “you promised nothing would happen” and “i have a boyfriend”. I give up at this point,and I think i’d rather do a hot hooker.
Just gave up,walked out at 3 am in the morning,caught a cab home.If i ever get to heaven i’m asking god if he thinks this shit is funny
weird night.weirder fking people
Never Happened.
^^ LOL. This thread just got approved for another page worth of responses
WHAT DAFUQ?!
Never Happened.
Not true.
Pics, or it didn’t happen.
If AF had a thumbs down, I had clicked it 5 pages ago. You are worse than TPCFA!
edit…never mind.read a few.
if you think it’s comparable you’re an idiot
If the short fat one is a 5 and the tall skinny one is a 3, which one do you take?
How so? Two completely hopeless losers are posting on a forum for Chartered Financial Analysts on how to date a coworker? You need to step away from the internet for awhile.
How so? Two completely hopeless losers are posting on a forum for Chartered Financial Analysts on how to date a coworker? You need to step away from the internet for awhile.
errr,you need to read properly.
the problem here is not the fact that she is a colleague,i couldn’t care less about that.
If the short fat one is a 5 and the tall skinny one is a 3, which one do you take?
Whichever one you can!
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If the short fat one is a 5 and the tall skinny one is a 3, which one do you take?
tall skinny 3,she was at least chill.
A lot of haters of this page, ISI, dont let it effect you, a lot of people would have fucked her or at the very least got a beej and not said a word so i applaud your honesty.
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