not even snacking ?!
Taking dumps while talking on the phone in Hindi
when I hear a stall phone talker, I’ll purposely flush a lot to guilt him into hanging up
Speaking of bathroom habits… someone in my office goes into the bathroom every morning and annihilates one of the stalls. I mean no flush, toilet paper everywhere, the smell of death… the works. No joke, one time I went in there, smelled the deathly odor and knew I was too late… I opened one of the stalls praying it wasn’t THE ONE and… BOOM SHIT EVERYWHERE. He somehow serisouly missed the toilet and got shit ALL over the toilet seat. I felt like this…
Meh… by dropping your pants to your ankles, you also run the risk of rubbing your pants in someone else’s piss dribble on the floor.
False. The only thing hung is maybe his last name.
You should do a lot of grunting and cursing as well.
Loud conversations across cubicle partitions by the cubicle rabbits. (Although I am a BSD with a real office with windows nd such, I have to share the floor with the riff-raff.) I don’t care about your love life, kids, pets, sports or relatives, you proles.
On second thoughts, I should be demoted to MSD (Modestly Swinging), since I am a desk eater. Who has time to visit the cafeteria or worse, drive to a restaurant? (The riff-raff, that’s who.)
ugly girls who talk a lot
People that walk past you in the office halls and don’t smile or make eye contact…rude
The triple assault dumpers in three stalls side by side and non of them courtesy flushing
BEST. POST. EVER.
Some of these ppl need to get their heads in the game or they’ll never hit it big.
Question… I have a choice on where to sit, as my office is moving soon. Cubes… I can be by the window ( very limited numbers), sit by the partners’ offices, or somewhere else away, but closer to people in other departments. Where would you sit?
By the partners. Make yourself seen. Helps with small talk.
3 things
1)folks that fukin smell
2)folks that dont wash their hands after using the bathroom
3)hot chicks that dont try to dress sexy
Other departments, if they have hot chicks.
Otherwise, windows. Have a semblance of natural existence.
Unless you are hoping to eavesdrop on partners’ conversations.
Sit with the boss for sure. The downside is that you might be caught surfing internet, but there is always a job for a friendly sycophant or trusty nark.
+1
hot & frumpy is so disappointing/infuriating
It is never ok to have a conversation at the urinal, even in a pub this is extremely bad form.
It goes beyond the urinal. Unless they are involved in consensual sexual activities, it is never okay for a guy to speak to another guy while either has a penis in his hand. Exception - the doctor can tell you to cough.