Bump.
A few days ago, after a particularly gruesome gastrointestinal episode, I realized that 100% of my knowledge of bidets comes from AnalystForum and Crocodile Dundee.
inspiring thread. my bottle comes in about a week. Hopefully can clean things up before exam day.
It’s for washing your backside, right?
I spent some time in japan. It seemed like every public restroom had a bidet which are really awesome once you get used to them. I think its almost kind of backwards that we dont have them. You wash your hands after you use the bathroom. Why not spritz the cornhole and freshen up the activity area?
CVM, we miss you.
Bump, for A-C-E, who doesn’t know what oxy powder is.
At this point, is it safe to assume CvM has been killed by an exploding colon?
^He probably put his username/password in his wallet.
haha good one
Got my Oxy this week so decided to start last night. Read the instruction that said to take 4… never done this before but said eff it and took 8 before bed with about 4 glasses of water. Woke up to a huge gurgling sound in the stomach. Thought it was just morning flatulence but it wasnt. Good thing the bathroom was only 10 feet away. Preceeded to unload what looked like a jet of beef and broccoli soup. Its like having a power washerr right behind your turd during a BM. Everything came out fast and the general consistency was liquid. 3 flushes and about 45 mins later the first BM was done. Still feel like the next one could come at any moment. Havn’t eaten anything or had any caffeine yet but this should be interesting. I’ll keep the updates coming.
Update?
I was going to spare you all but since you asked. After the first one I thought it would be a good Idea to go for a breakfast burrito and a coffee thinking it would make things more solid but it didn’t quite work. Just imagine the tub girl picture meme but into a toilet…if you havn’t seen the picture do not look it up, you will be scarred for life. none of the subsequent BMs were as impressive as the first, they were mostly liquid, I couldnt get a solid BM for about two days. Lost about 4-5 lbs though I suspect it was mostly water weight. All in all I dont really think it cleaned out anything that wasn’t already on its way out, it just sped up the process and liquified everything.
bump because the NFL thread is catching up and that’s not cool. I love that these are the two longest discussions on a financial analyst forum.
ummm… the NFL Thread caught up long ago with this thread, it’s discussion has more than 5x the posts this one has.
I told myself I’d not contribute to this again, but there really was no other place to put this:
I can’t believe bchad bumped this thread. I had to ask Chad if bchad’s account was hacked into.
He can only top this by bumping the fapping thread.
He died a fine young man.
I don’t see any reason why this masterpiece should be locked. Go blast your colon kids!