No, they’re just renaming all the ports “A-Holes” as in stick that cord in the A-Hole.
I also suspected this for a long time, but didn’t really care that much, other than curiosity about whether my gaydar was accurate.
next iTunes update will automatically download Kylie Minogue’s new album onto everyone’s iPhone

I could have sworn everybody knew Tim Cook was gay for years. Who gives a fck now?
Well I didn’t know, but then I have near zero gaydar.