Email him, asap. It will throw off his game before the exam and we (collectively) could use all the help with dragging the curve down.
Not only e-mail him but compliment his looks and ask him out on a date after the exam - a very public place. Then when he shows up be waiting in a car with a posse of your friends and just laugh at him (maybe throw a few rotten apples) and peel out like you’re in high school again
Here’s what you do. Scope him out at the exam. Go up to him and ask if he’d like to get a drink. When you have your drink, periodically touch him on the leg, arm, etc to let him know you’re in the market. Take him to a hotel. Do it with him. Then, afterwards, get up and scream “I’m just kidding! I’m not even gay! HA HA HA HA Jokes on you!!” And then put your clothes on and flee. Its the only way he’ll learn his lesson.
Better yet, let him do it with you if you catch my drift. That’ll teach him not to play games with straight guys for sure. Then you flee
Smarshy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here’s what you do. > > Scope him out at the exam. Go up to him and ask if > he’d like to get a drink. When you have your > drink, periodically touch him on the leg, arm, etc > to let him know you’re in the market. Take him to > a hotel. Do it with him. > > Then, afterwards, get up and scream “I’m just > kidding! I’m not even gay! HA HA HA HA Jokes on > you!!” And then put your clothes on and flee. > > Its the only way he’ll learn his lesson. Just spit out coffee on my keyboard. Nice one.
did i not mention i did all this before he mentioned anything about the exam? oops. if i’m not mistaken, i think i’m getting pimped out by the af community. this has to be the first. i’m sure.
wow. This is a remarkably entertaining post. I know this is crunch time but can you take some time out to create a composite sketch of this individual ?
I am so curious about what happened on D-day with respect to this story… any updates?
I must know the ending.
This is the funniest sh*t I have ever heard. How did you guys focus again after reading this thread on June 4th - I am now obsessed with the conclusion. I hope cfasf1 didn’t get “opened up” shortly after the exam walking to his car or something. Scary stuff.
I too am curious about how this all ended. did javarama guy show up for the exam and sit for level 1 or level3??? i also think this thread should be entered into the top ten threads of 2009 along with anything tibwa.
it’s too anticlimactic. nothing. i didn’t even see him at the test center. smarshy and crew almost talked me into shaking the tree a little bit by sending an email, but i’m not ready yet. but i get the feeling this isn’t quite over. i have no reason to go to javarama anymore, though…(btw, i love the fact that some of you east coast guys now know what javarama is. hilarious.) maybe if i fail and have to study again. sorry team. i let you down.
SENT. I’m a child. Cfasf1 taking one for the af team! we need closure. Standard Header Re: cfa - javarama 
… AddThursday, June 18, 2009 9:33:12 PM To:Gautam P Hey Gautam, How did the test go?? Did you take level 2 or 3 this year? I don’t know. I thought you were on level 2 but was confused because i thought I saw you at the level 3 site this year… SF, not San Mateo? Anyhow. If you didn’t pass level 3 this year, I just remembered that I forgot to tell you about a really good study tool. It’s analystforum.com. some of the brightest candidates are on that site and they will be able to answer any question you might have about any level of the test. you could create a screen name, such as “javarama” and basically ask anything about the cfa that you are unsure of. topics such as molodovsky and bleron. (schweser said we didn’t have to know bleron but it was on the test!) anyhow. i just wanted to check in on you to see what you thought about the test . good luck. John
Hahahahaha
very racist. we should report this post.
racist?. explain how. i see some mild homophobia - more fratboyish jokes than racism
In the words of George Carlin, “Get f*ckin real.”
lol
Sydenhamite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > very racist. we should report this post. it’s not and wasn’t meant to be racist. juvenile? guilty. homophobic? maybe… since wham and the crack spread were mentioned several times. but not racist.
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