Woah look at mr stamina over here bragging about not being done in 20 seconds. jerk.
Maybe I am missing the point here but Brazilian includes waxing ALL the hair, from everywhere.
Indeed you are. He’s talking about turning your backdoor pink. Obviously it’s naturally brown. I don’t have a problem with this.
Also, as previously stated at least twice, I don’t care for the completely bald look (maybe once a year for a vacation or something). I prefer a landing strip or even a full triangle. But I do like the important parts to be hair free. Just easier to get around down there that way.
JFC !!!
Still not sure what I’m going to do. Probably buy something and get a gift card. Something for me, something for her.
I’m outta here. Have a safe and Merry Christmas AFers!!
Don’t buy your wife the love slip. That might lead to you lusting after your wife, and that is a mortal sin. Men should never lust after their own wives.
A nice black whip 
Happy holidays to you too!!
gift cards are so impersonal and unthoughtful. be more creative you bunch of beta bitches
Well, some presents just can’t be opened in front of her mother…
A weighing scale, to show how much you care about her health.
I lol’d at my desk, thanks
^what if it “becomes complete” before she gets it off, American Pie style?
Edit - I just realized that I made a funny unintentionally there.
Now I know where you get your name from.