Atta boy. The force will be strong with this one…thanks to the normal looking weener.
most will think it’s abnormal if he ever leaves america.trust me i know…i still hold a grudge against my dad
At least by getting him cut, he has a chance to score with Jewish chicks like Bar Refaeli. And some of them might have rich dads.
^ Don’t forget the Muslim girls. Maybe he can become an American Jihadist.
Nah he’ll be fine…I’ve had a girl just ask me where I was born, and when I say the U.S. it all makes sense to her.
All this passion being channeled into the decision whether or not someone most of us have never met should have their son circumsized is pretty interesting. Is it that you all feel so strongly about your own cicrucmstance that you feel the need convey it to greenie? I’m pretty sure a dick is a dick and all are ugly - hence why all girls are bi - but i digress. More importantly, football or soccer in the fall? Basketball or wrestling? Baseball, track, or that rich waspy game known as lacrosse?
I thought the choices were Basketball or Hockey. And Football or Futbol or NASCAR.
^well he asked.
and i think it’s stupid to cut something off your own body for vanity purposes when the health benefit’s are minimal and it doesn’t exactly make you look like shrek. if american girls are really that picky then fk em.there are enough immigrants.
and yes all dicks are ugly.
and soccer,basketball and track.
I provided a link earlier on that stated the facts of each side, from their it’s the father’s decision to choose the seemingly correct choice. The argument on this post should be, should Greenie tailor his sons tool to attrack american women or european women.
I played soccer, bball, and baseball. I presume Greenie is white and not to be racist but its more probable to excel in soccer, wrestling (or hockey), and baseball.
I’m just having fun with all the penis stuff (yes, I already regret typing that). You brought up sports though, so it’s time to get serious. Greenie lives in TX, so there is only one sport and it’s called Football (“American” prefix not needed or even acceptable). All other supposed sports are just activities to pass the time until Football season rolls around again.
Greenie, I trust you have made the necessary arrangement (read payoffs) to secure Little Greenie’s spot on the best Tiny Mite squad in town. Don’t forget to payoff the town clerk as well so you can get a birth certificate that says he was born last year, so he can start playing at 4 instead of 5.
Say whaaaa???
'Tis true. There is only one real sport. All the others are just pastimes.
Just so’s ya knows - my wife cleaned Ratliff Stadium (where “Friday Night Lights” took place, where the wide receiver Roy Williams went to school) every Saturday for four years to raise money for choir trips. And my brother-in-law actually went to Permian High School. But not until 1995, and didn’t even play football at that.
By the time BIL went to high school, Midland Lee (also mentioned in the movie, and where Cedric Benson went to school) was the powerhouse of West Texas. Midland Lee is about 1/2 mile from my house.
And you guys all thought your hometowns were the shiznit, with your Golden Gate Bridges and Statues of Liberty and all that piddly litte stuff.
*Futbol is the only real sport. Also, there’s a lot of Mexicans in Texas who will cut your son if he cant defend himself on the soccer field. Orale cabron!
yup,there’s only one football and it ain’t played with hands.
The soccer lovers of the world should thank God everyday that American football exists. Just imagine how dominant Team USA would be if the RB’s, WR’s, and CB’s in the NFL decided to play soccer instead. Landon Donovan probably wouldn’t even make the B team.
It’s not obvious that they would really be that good at soccer.
isildurr and Palantir are the different personalities of the same person.
ha ha ha…they’d try and play the game physically and get fked by the continental europeans and south americans.
Peyton Manning could have been the next Pele. Hell, probably could take it up right now and dominate.
Look, I’m not trying to disrespect the world’s soccer players, but African Americans are far and away the best athletes in the world. Nobody playing soccer today, or ever, can match the combination of size and speed that is considered average for guys who make it in the NFL as WR’s, RB’s, CB’s and even now QB’s. With rare exceptions, dominance of world athletics comes down to numbers and resources and the US has both in excess.
If African Americans had become passionate about soccer 30 years ago, there wouldn’t be a white guy on Team USA right now and the US would have won the last 3 World Cups. Do you honestly think a midget like Messi would be effective if every player on Team USA were just as fast, just as quick, 6 inches taller, and 30 pounds heavier than him? Soccer is a very physical sport and he’d be hard pressed to just survive the contact.