What do people wear to sleep?

Around the time I moved out of parents house. I am am sure it will stop with kids

I certainly don’t insist that my partner wear something and have never made a disapproving comment when she sleeps naked, but I do find a camisole or bikini bottoms make my GF extra sexy or feminine or something, and I suspect she puts them on for bed because likes to see my reactions.

As for me, it seems that my choices are based on laziness. When she isn’t with me, I’m too lazy to take them off. When she is, perhaps I’m too lazy to put them on??

Gloriously naked.

When did it start? High school.

What about when you have kids? My kids have never been ones to come jump into bed with us…until just recently. I just keep a pair of gym shorts handy. I can’t go back to sleeping in clothes, even just shorts/boxers, all the time. I get all twisted.

^ so kids climb in and bump into things? what’s that feeling like?

^Hasn’t ever happened. I would imagine it would feel…bad. Very bad.

it’s probably happened already and thats why they don’t jump in anymore.

I have 2 kids but don’t let them into the parents’ bedroom. It’s a good habit that kids should get into from the getgo. We can have s3x without fear that they’ll barge in and try to jump on my d. Funny enough, when they were newborns I used to prefer taking care of them while I was n@ked , mainly bc it’s a lot easier to clean p00p, p33, barf, drool, etc. off of skin than clothes. However when they started noticing the thing dangling between daddy’s legs, that’s when the clothes came back on permanently.

Sometime in my early 20s when I started living alone. I didn’t make the conscious decision to do so, it was just like one day I got into bed n@ked for whatever reason and was like hey this feels good, why didn’t I think of this before?

nude…my wood gets uncomortable during the night if i wear anything else.

my mrs sleeps with shorts and pj top…but when it gets cold she can put on more clothes.

@ higgmond: high school. basically when you’re guaranteed to have a stiffy and probably need to do something about it in the morning. in college, shared a room with a devout muslim but still managed to keep it real.

i’ve got the same deal. it’s not like the kids enter the bed by going under the sheet in a fell swoop. i’ve got plenty of time to put some incredibly loose fitting boxers on before my junk is under attack, which it is guaranteed to be. i have 3 boys. all they think about is poop and penises all day.

My wife sleeps with a t-shirt but no underwear, says it’s too uncomfortable for her. Always a pleasant surprise when I wake up with my d buried in between her @ss cheeks. Surprisingly I’ve never woken up with my d actually inside her (involuntarily).

Oh, a little porn to take the edge off my 10-days-to-the-exam-freak out. Many thanks :wink:

^Until real life hits you with a reality check. As in - waking up with a huge b___r and shoving it in the p from behind, going at it like bchad and his gf after salsa class, and then having two kids wake up at the same time in screaming sh!tfits in the next room when you’re 5 minutes into it, just because they feel like c0ckbl0cking their parents for no good reason. Then you flip the wife over on her back and pound the sh!t out of that p for another 30 seconds until you go, because you don’t want to be robbed of probably the only O you’re going to have that week. Then put on your underwear and go take care of two crying toddlers while your d is still sopping wet and stuck to your leg.

oh come on! I can’t un-read that now. that last sentence! eeeeh …The rest of it is not bad(Bchad reference …love it, spontaneity… points for that) Now, write me something good, and don’t gross me out this time.

^www.reddit.com/r/dirtypenpals

(While there are no pictures on that subreddit, the content is obviously NSFW. But, it’s really not much worse than what’s above. Also, JTLD, get a bidet and you’ll be able to quickly cleanse your wang of any leftover grool. You’re welcome.)

that was filthy but so… raw.

Kind of reminds me of the most risky kind of s3x ever - sharing a hotel room with the mother-in-law for a week and then finally getting so h0rny that you f in the next bed while she’s sleeping 5 feet away. If anyone’s curious, the position that works best for this is woman lying on her stomach…it minimizes any up-and-down motion and from a distance looks like both people are just innocently lying in bed, in case the mother-in-law wakes up, and you can stifle your O-sounds face down in the pillow.