I hope you choked!
Good thing I put semen in all my office food. So if someone takes it, joke’s on them!
hahahah
CFAvsMBA, sounds like you have a food thief among your ranks. Suggestion: put some “chocolate paste” in your next sandwich if you know what I mean, and see if it puts and end to your co-worker’s scheming ways.
Or plant some kind of drug in there; then arrange for a spot-check.
Your own or someone else’s?
put some of those magic mushrooms…its a can’t miss and sure win as you will see this person hullucinate in a professional environment…
Or put a bunch of viagra in the food. Then check to see who is walking around with a boner.
They helped Mario.
viagra is horrible idea, he can just go home…and its hard to slip it in food
go with the mushrooms, make it a nice sandwich with lots of salami, the shrooms blend right in…with 1 hour, you’ll have the time of your life watching the theif run around the office naked
^ yes do this
I second Frank’s suggestion. Also, please take video.
… and if nobody takes it, do you still eat it???
Oh, so you’re the guy who’s always wacking it into the fridge. People think you are a bit odd, but interesting.
My salad got stolen today. Who are these fckers that steal others people’s food? I’m going to complain to HR.
^ I love ya man, but I can’t help laughing at the thought of you standing infront of the fridge door searching for your salad and then becoming pissed off when you realize it ain’t there.
Set the trap! See above for examples. Find out who it is.
Well, you can always be thinner… look better.
Salads, bike riding, and colon blows…see a pattern. I’m watching my health. Or trying to.
bsd dont eat salad