Makin' it Rain

Let’s hear some strip club confessions. Who here has made it rain?

I have some brothel confessions, but I guess that’s another thread

^ let’s hear it.

Walk on down!

me and my friend pre gamed early and showed up to the place smashed and actually smoked high grade pot outside before we walked in. We figured it was a good idea to pop a Viagra to really get our money’s worth.

After about 30 minutes of lounging I picked out one of the hottest girls, about 50 on staff… the girl was perfect, except once we got to the room she told m she recently had a kid and was lactating. (she looked 19 and had a perfect body, couldnt believe she actually has a kid) Apparently she can make it squirt, ibwas curious and it tasted like chocolate milk (not sure about the std risk of this at the time, but I’m clean). It was just a good 50 minutes of me doing work and the girl was a pro obviously.

the problem is that when I got out and met with my friend again in the bar we both said the same thing, the Viagra kicked in and we needed a round 2, after a few more drinks we got to the level of doing a tag team. 2 new girls and us two, we didn’t exchange any fluids and everything was “safe”. I was surprised how both of us really let go, The next day I really felt like Berlusconi, actually maybe an amateur porn star.

It’s one of the clubs on this list, not Amsterdam. I would wife every girl there. The girls are awesome with the stories, I was jealous that some “regulars” go every day. :0 one guy comes in once a month and they have to plastic cover the entire room/ walls because he wants multiple girls to excrete on him!

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/brothels.html

This detail ruined everything for me. FYI. WTF.

Mark Cuban was answering public questions via chat on reddit.

So one guy asks, Have you ever “made it rain”? Cuban: No. That’s dumb shit that people with real money dont do.

I was at a strip club with my boy after I got my first job out of undergrad. My boy was mad drunk and like, “Ay Yo, G, if I had yo money, I’d be makin it rain mufawka!” So I was like, “Aight,” and I hit the ATM for bout 300 in cash, exchanged it for 1s, then went up to the second floor to make it rain on the stage. About halfway through the 300 billz, a crew forms around me and is impressed with my rainmaking ability and style. They offer me a seat at their VIP table and allow them to take part in their bottle service. So the 150 billz used for the rainmaking illustration got me in a strip club VIP section with bottles. Not a bad ROI. [Dis was when I had more money than brains]

I made a stripper rain on my hand. That’s about it. I wanted to go further, but didn’t want to use my credit card.

Would you say viagra is more efficient than cialis?

I’ve used viagra (generic) a few times recreationally and it definetly works! I can buy the lowest mg pill individually for about $3 at any pharmacy without a prescription and i break it in half… i think its 25mg, I don’t understand how anyone can use that regularly because the next day I still feel light headed and a bit nauseous, maybe it’s just my own side effect or because I mix it with alcohol.

From what I understand Viagra acts faster, but cialis is probably better for people who need to use it regularly long term. I don’t consider myself having ED but I can feel the difference as I’m sure many people abuse the drug. For me it’s the idea of counteracting “drunk **** " combined with performance anxiety having sex with a " super model” plus using a condom.

I’m a single guy and dont have sex often… but in terms of PE it’s hit or miss some times I pull a grandpa other times I can go all night. I actually abstain from fapping so after a dry spell 2-3 months PE is an issue but I’m typically ready for round 2 fast and girls don’t mind. with Viagra I’ve found that I become desensitized so it also works for PE anyway

Strip clubs are for the inept socially disadvantaged tools of society. Anyone who would “make it rain” is in my opinion such a dreg of society that they should just end it.

i lived in a grimy part of a town in the USA and was walking distance to a trashy strip club, me and my roommate went twice weekly for the beer special and dollar pool table. If we made it in before 8 there was no cover, all the girls knew us and didnt bother us for money but we usually would throw a single dolla for an ass shake. It was perfect because it was the only bar we didnt have to drive too and just stumbled home.

Nothing positive to say, not even during the holidays? Did Santa leave you a big bag of coal?

Amazing story!

What about sex drive? Does using any of those pills increase it during times you may have lower testosterone levels?

Apparently, Viagra was invented by accident. Some scientists at Pfizer were trying to make a pill for high blood pressure. However, the human test subjects got boners as a side effect. That must have been awkward.

^yup. I heard the same story.

Did that happen to the female subjects too?

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blake, always ready to make a positive contribution to the conversation

if you don’t like, or have never liked, strip clubs than GTFO brah

this is a RGOT (real G only thread), let it breath blake, let it breath.