I never really consider myself an “old” man, but out of curiosity, I decided to see how old I was compared to a lot of NFL players.
If I was playing in the NFL, I would be the third oldest person in the entire NFC East. I am older than anybody on the Dallas or NYG active roster, and the only two that are older are on the Redskins (London Fletcher and Santana Moss). Punters and kickers don’t count.
Forget football. When I think about this 20-year old chick in the office that I’d like to rail good, and then realize that my daughter’s age (6), is closer by one year to hers than my age, that’s feeling old.
^ Not particularly, it’s just that it was funny when Al was around and his endless string of bad decisions: draft, trades, coaches. Not much has changed anyway, which is good for my team. The whole Ray Guy outcry on the other hand, yeah that’s annoying.
I kinda had the same thought, but it was more like “when I didn’t care if a girl was legal or not, because if they were anywhere close to being that young, I had absolutely no interest in listening to them.”
some chicks like to go way older. i know a girl who married her high school science teacher. trick is to spot the ones with daddy issues…if you’re in to that sort of thing.
My friend is 32 and has a 20 year old girlfriend (19 when they started dating), but he is the most immature person I know. Also, he has never had a real job, so their schedules fit.
It’s getting hard to hang out with him, so little going on, very boring.
It’s not about looks. It’s about the fact that if you start banging 20 year olds, then you have to start talking to 20 year olds. And you have to listen to 20 year old bullshit. And you have to feign interest in 20 year old bullshit, which is something I’m rather bad at doing.
My neighbor has a 14 year old daughter that babysits for us. The other day my wife said something like, “she’s really grown into a cute girl.” To which I replied, “what? who? I’m sure I haven’t noticed.” Totally convincing.
I’ve nixed the idea of a teen-aged sitter for basically this exact reason, although as far as the Mrs. is concerned I don’t want a teen sitter because she’d be texting her boyfriend the whole time and not paying attention to the kids.
hahah, well played. my ex tried to convince me one time that she never saw another guy as attractive / handsome after she interrogated me into admitting that there were times that i would see an attractive girl. I felt like i was talking to a wall at the time, an extremely emotional wall. I’ll have to use your tactics in the future.