Beard maintenance. Recommendations?

To fellow hirsute AFers,

if you deign to maintain your beard and/or moustache, what do you use?

Shave that shit off. Who do you think you are, Bernanke?

Naren = bchad?

Clippers on 0 - girls like the scruff

I bet JoeyDVivre has some clippers too but he uses level 5 or something

Yeah, but JDV passed CFA Level 5 on the first try, so he’s allowed.

^ Not only passed it, but passed it without studying. He then wrote and graded all future L5 exams.

Darn thread hijackers, get off my lawn!

Or at least suggest how to maintain it.

^ Beard trimmer?

my barber does it. btw whats the proper tip amount at the salon. is it 20%?

That’s what I tip at the barber. Though I shave my own face.

Beards are dirty looking, shave it.

Blasphemy!

Haha, take Bernanke for example…

You take him out of the suit, not trim that beard for a week, and suddenly he looks like a homeless person.

^ Yes. Unless you have a PhD or are homeless, no beard.

My beard has been maintained/trimmed every other week for over two years… it’s fine. Tell Dan Bilzerian that his beard makes him look homeless… he’ll slap you in the face with a stack of $100s and screw your wife while holding an AR15 in his hand.

^ He looks like a bum. Absolute bum.

Had to Google him, yeah he looks homeless too.

He would have to buy a plane ticket first, and there are no guns allowed here.

Can you name someone next time that more than 10 people know who it is.

Let’s do Ben Affleck for kicks…

#1 With beard and tux, certainly not homeless.

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/2k/esq-05-beards-oscards-022513-de.jpg

#2 With beard and no tux, hmm might have slept on the street last night?

http://saramorris.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ben-affleck.jpeg

#3 Without beard, totally ace no matter what!

http://i.ndtvimg.com/mt/movies/2013-03/ben-ap-read.jpg