http://dealbreaker.com/2016/06/jp-morgan-morgan-stanley-barclays-baml-goldman-sachs-intern/

I must say her “qualifications” for finance internship are quite clearly visible.

lmao one of the comments:

showing your cleavage on youtube >CFA>MBA

SFW or no?

^Yes.

She’s very talented. Huge talent.

Some may even say the biggest

She’s definitely “enhanced” her talents.

An all-rounder.

instagram on point.

https://www.instagram.com/jess.greenberg/?hl=en

Whole Lotta Love or Stairway to Heaven or hacksaw

Those over leveraged assets will cause systemic stress.

Well done, sir

More office distraction.

it’s probably safe to say she didn’t get those internships due to the size of her brains. Or maybe she is smart. She does seem smart enough to know how to leverage her assets.

haha nice

Should man leverage their asset too when female is interviewing?

Im a black dog fan myself

Idk, I think Misty Mountain Hop is what I’d prefer in this particular case.

Whole lotta love?

Definitely. Just focus on things women find attractive. Talk about what kind of car you drive while flexing your pecs.

I feel like there’s gotta be a fixed-for-floating swap joke in there somewhere.