Have you ever been cut off at a bar?

Water Cooler
#21

yeah i mean it usually means the bartenter just gets a ton more tips you know — but owner is worried about liability

#22

I’ve been cut off once. It was an open bar New Years Eve thing. That hangover was a beast.

#23

new years eve next day i somehow drank 240 dollars of vodka tonic at greenhouse in nyc. tip was included but i was too wasted to realize. tipped 48 bucks on a tab that was already tipped. oh well

#24

Where’d you train again in nyc?

off topic, but boxers tend to be the most arrogant imo

#25

I’m not sure if you got whooshed or if I got whooshed. Well done.

#26

I’m whooshed by the possibility that there was more than one potential whooshing, so I’m double whooshed.

#27

Never happened.

#28

^where the f have you been?

#29

supyogov, I’ve been around. Speaking freely, I’ll admit I took a break from AF due to the excessive trolling from various broken english speaking posters. It got old in a hurry and simply made my eyes hurt reading that drivel. I also took a break due to the pandering of this forum to political correctness. Is it just me, or is anything someone posts subject to an offense test yielding a removal of post? I posted an angry retort in that lion thread only to have it removed. A simple edit of one of the euphemisms would have sufficed…

In any case, both on this form and around my workplace, I find finance filled with more and more softy sallies. Look at everyone praising gay marriage. Look at everyone pointing a finger at the dentist on his hunt. Look at everyone criticizing trump for being harsh. And so forth. Whatever happened to the good ol days of financiers being the former locker room badasses that even the principal was too scared to confront? Now we have a bunch of pillow princeses more concerned with social justice, environmental impact, global warming, green investing, and animal rights. Sure, these topics have a place on some www.broke_libartgrad_forum.com, but not AF.

AF used to be cool, now it’s becoming AntiFun and AnythingbutFinance. Is it any wonder that BSD posters like Numi, Bromion, BWYF, and so forth no longer post?

Rant over. If only WSO would approve my registration notwithstanding being an African American.

#30

^Sounds like you sexually identify as Gordon Gekko but live in the body of the pirate from Captain Phillips.

#31

And I learned a new phrase. I win! Woohaha

#32

No, but a flight attendant refused to give me alcohol in first class because I was “underage”. I was 29…

#33

All Chinese people under 40 look like they’re 12 to us.

#34

Many, many times.

#35

I believe, humbly, that if you get cut off at a bar, it’s your own stupid fault.

#36

That is generally true, yes.

#37

Not if that’s your goal to begin with.

All a matter of perspective.

#38

Clearly.

I, personally, would never consider such a goal. But I acknowledge that others would.

#39

No you ball slapping fcks.

#40

I’ve a friend who has said “I’ve been kicked out of worse bars than this.” on several occasions as he was being escorted out the door. That always made me think and chuckle.