Have you ever been cut off at a bar?

Water Cooler
#41

I like that. Makes me want to get stiltfaced just so I can drop that line at the end.

(Though I guess I’ll have to do it at least twice, because it won’t be true the first time.)

#42

Chad, when was the last time you got stiltfaced?

#43

1972, maybe?

#44

we need to change that!

#45

I’ve been buzzed (or more) plenty of times.

I don’t really enjoy being stiltfaced, and never understood the point of it.

#46

“The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom…You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.”

― William Blake, Proverbs of Hell

#47

I have never heard the term stiltfaced.

It sounds incredibly painful.

#48

how do u have such good self control?

#49

Fear.