Love it when she gives me .... hate it when she gives me headaches

Men are meant to be free like birds. Women try to trap men in a cage. That cage’s name is COMMITMENT.

That sounds good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bIcz8FiXUQ

i introduced my ex to her gay best friend, greatest idea i ever had

I’m going to get banned for this but it’ll be fucking worth it. Whatsupgovt’s real identity is Steve Wood

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/britains-most-jealous-woman-who-4606680

^what a handsome fella and beautiful bride

Mike - spot on man