Playground rules

I’d avoid use of the word sambo, as it’s considered a racial slur in the US.

What kind of kids use pull up bars??

My son loves them. They’re a surprisingly popular apparatus.

you should be fine. bring a protein shake cause no pedo carries a protein shake

If some guy was doing pull ups at the playground my kid was at it wouldn’t really bother me at all. Clearly he’s just working out, some people are just so sensitive these days.

Look at poster locations, it’s a United States thing.

There is this strange man-hating culture that has evolved; men are presumed rapists and pedophiles. Anywhere else in the world a man does whatever the hell he wants to do, go to the park, do some pushups, use the equipment, nobody cares…if they DO care you tell them to STFU. But in the USA you’ll be randomly accursed of whatever if you are not careful, and if you tell them to STFU you are being violent an the police will come…so people just give up and do nothing.

Sad place of dude-haters and self-hating wussy dudes. Pathetic.

Here’s my secret. I wear this:

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Now I’m not guaranteeing single moms will want to go down on you with this technique. But they sure as hell won’t call the cops on you.