Aliens

Water Cooler
#1

can someone tweet trump and ask him if aliens are real and if there has been a cover up?

#2

people need to know!!!

#3

I do believe in aliens.

#4

#5

wikileaks has some interesting info on this. short answer: yes.

#6

http://www.geekwire.com/2016/aliens-apollo-astronaut-edgar-mitchell-wikileaks/

#7

wake me up turd

#8

I thought this was going to be some kind of RIP to Bill Paxton (the only man to be killed by a Terminator, a Predator, AND an Alien).

“That’s it man! Game over, man!!!”

#9

so i was right. need trump to confirm. HP/turd work your magic

https://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/were-still-not-talking-enough-about-this-clear-as-day-evidence-of-ufos-it-should-be-the-biggest-news-in-world-history/?_branch_match_id=471909740784266084

#10

Yup you called it. Thanks for enlightening us Igor.

#11

motherships are here – Oct 2017 in nerdy’s neck of the woods. these things are GIANT but only a portion is visible in 3D, even infrared only picks up part. nothing to fear. they come in peace and are here to assist in Earth’s ascension above 3D (srs)

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=27&v=TCldZk3oBWY]

#12

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5muY64Oyp10]

http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a14456936/that-time-the-us-navy-had-a-close-encounter-with-a-ufo/

#13

floodgates are open:

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=U2uGRWUE6fs]

my sources said they would become more and more visible and begin individual contact soon thereafter. So get ready for stories about contact soon.

#14

MSM playing it up now…of course hitting it from the fear mongering angle. But we won’t let fear take over.

https://twitter.com/OutFrontCNN/status/943644403578691584

Wait…oh sh!t…if this is on CNN does it mean that UFOs are actually fake news??? sh!t.

#15

Nah, it’s only fake news if you disagree with it. Amirite?6

#16

The thing in the video looks like a drone. What if Turd is really Tom Delonge? hook up some concert tix bro!

#17

#18

Illegal aliens?

Sure they exist.

#19

We’re going to build a wall and make the aliens pay for it.

#20

This girl must be an alien because I’ve never seen anything like her before.

Marriage material right there.