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lol. are you still with your chick and cheating or did you finally break it off?

I aint cheating… i didn’t do anything. Just women trying it on with me…

The struggle is real. Now i know how jay-z feels.

And yes, i’m still married.

ok wait, so you ended up in a gay bar, don’t remember the details a hot ‘girl next door’ brunette is over you like a rash? I think you’re now technically bi mate.

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Dafuq? What kind of office is this?

^best office ever! my first job was kinda like this. lol i miss it.

We have a pretty wild office party coming up soon as well. It’s a lunch, we’re getting 2 hours off for it, we can order anything from the “burger,” “sandwich,” or “salad” portion of the menu and we should feel free to wear jeans that day. We’re pretty baller over here.

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im finding these harder and harder to believe… its basically AF erotica at this point

Dear Analystforum,

I never thought it’d happen to me but…

im starting to have my doubts too. hot women dont holler too often. maybe pokhim reading too much into it?

and if a chick is hot, how the hell do you not bang?

U live in soho?

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Lol, way to carbon date yourself

30yrs later when you are somebody, all this will come out in the corporate media, retold in a way that sounds “bad” (to the liberal mind), and your life will be destroyed.

30 years? I scheduled the press event for Tuesday

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no dude. i live in east london…