ok wait, so you ended up in a gay bar, don’t remember the details a hot ‘girl next door’ brunette is over you like a rash? I think you’re now technically bi mate.
We have a pretty wild office party coming up soon as well. It’s a lunch, we’re getting 2 hours off for it, we can order anything from the “burger,” “sandwich,” or “salad” portion of the menu and we should feel free to wear jeans that day. We’re pretty baller over here.
30yrs later when you are somebody, all this will come out in the corporate media, retold in a way that sounds “bad” (to the liberal mind), and your life will be destroyed.