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Although we've come to the end of the road Still I can't let go It's unnatural! proposing next week.

Boyz 2 MEN BABY!

https://youtu.be/fV8vB1BB2qc?t=111

so im proposin at manhattan beach during sunset where i would say i decided to take it more seriously. then i was going to take her to a yelp $$$ restaurant with dancing classy brazilian thots. my sister and her car model friend will be taking a video and taking pictures. i think bitcoin is crashing to holler at them. anywho i am writing a speech. i need ideas. i was thinking of just quoting boyz 2 men and backstreet boyz. but it may come off as insincere! 

Help me AF community, youre my only hope.

https://youtu.be/j4jbTbWNtv4?t=54

I deserve a try honey just once
Give me a chance and I’ll prove this all wrong
You walked in, you were so quick to judge
But honey he’ s nothing like me

ceteris paribus of course!

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Have you two reconciled your views on the quinceanera?????

“Mmmmmm, something…” - H. Simpson

This classic should work:

I’d like to… I’d like to say something, I’ve prepared. Tonight.

Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it sin city. Haha. You guys might not know this, but i consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home i knew he was one of my own! And my wolf pack, it grew, it grew by one. So there were, there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was o- i was alone in the wolf pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought “wait a second, could it be?” And now i know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, In Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, i make a toast.

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP

Nery I dont think you’re ready for this territory. You sure this is your decision and not your gfs?

Bro - did knock her up? (The pull out method isn’t very effective). 

i was honestly suppose to do it during new year! but that would have been rushed. so valentines it is.

as far as whose idea it is. i dont really want to get married! so it is definitely her idea, and she is definitely pushing for it.

but i do want to have children with someone like her. if i was 35, she is what i would want. so fack it.

she is not pregnant yet, but we have been trying since the new year, so i am just rewarding her for letting me.

like i get the whole dishonor thing for getting pregnant b4 marraige for a woman. but as a man, i think it makes sense to have proven fertility b4 committing. kind of like a down payment to a house.

i actaully dont understand why my kind of thinking isnt the norm, but for some retarded reason, marriage seems to make perfect sense to everyone.

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

End of an era for AF

damn neredy got c*ked

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP

I can’t help but think this is going to be Nery’s worst decision

Congrats nery sir. You should definitely troll her repeatedly by crouching down to do various random things, like tie shoe lace, inspect interesting pebbles, or simply to reenact the Terminator time travel scene. This will create a foreboding expectation of repeated disappointment and will make gf crave approval and acceptance from you. In long term, it is key to a healthy relationship.

“Visit the Water Cooler forum on Analyst Forum. It is the best forum.”
- Everyone

You don’t want to get married???????

“Mmmmmm, something…” - H. Simpson

considering half of marriage end in divorce! i really dont want to!

also the idea that it is suppose to be for life is kind of scary, considering that beauty fades! but in truth avg duration is 8 years

but itd be nice to have a double income household! more leverage for the future!

also having children is prolly the best investment adn expenditure out there!

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Have we established that Nerdy is a fake person?

What a roller coaster.

Nah I can confirm he is real. 

you getting a pre nup kid?

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP

Will this be an open grinding marriage, or will it be exclusive with respect to future dry humping?

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- Everyone

So how did the “expectations” conversation go? 

still negotiating. but here is what we have right now.

prenup required! i pay for wedding!

absolutely no penetrating, kissing, grabbing ass or boobs of other women. no flirtatious mssges. she also gets to delete my contact list of thots. no asking for other girl’s numbers, or flirting.

grinding is ok but frowned upon. (situtational, like when being a wingman is ok, might change when married unsure). 

two kid minimum (at least 1 son)

finances partly combined. we contribute 2.5k after tax each in combined account.

anyways people who dont sign a prenup are full of ****. a marriage is just a piece of paper. so is a prenup. just ****ing sign it.

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Sounds like the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, 'Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore. Mr. President, it’s too much.' And I’ll say, 'No, it isn’t!' We have to keep winning!

Nerdyblop wrote:

still negotiating. but here is what we have right now.

prenup required! i pay for wedding!

absolutely no penetrating, kissing, grabbing ass or boobs of other women. no flirtatious mssges. she also gets to delete my contact list of thots. no asking for other girl’s numbers, or flirting.

grinding is ok but frowned upon. (situtational, like when being a wingman is ok, might change when married unsure). 

two kid minimum (at least 1 son)

finances partly combined. we contribute 2.5k after tax each in combined account.

anyways people who dont sign a prenup are full of ****. a marriage is just a piece of paper. so is a prenup. just ****ing sign it.

5k a year for combined finances? What’s this supposed to cover?

Make sure that when pregnant the eggs are kept between 90-93 degrees to ensure the offspring is male.

I wonder what happens to assets, spousal/child support for residents of CA if you have a baby moma then things don’t work out and the couple splits versus a married couple.  

haha that’s 2.5k per month. so 60k per year. should cover everything. if not we can adjust higher. i am going to drop 10k at start. and  essentially we’ll try not to go below that.

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

There is nothing wrong with social grinding when practiced in moderation. Just be sure to document the angle of attack and oscillation frequency that are acceptable, and consider including these definitions in the pre nup in case there is a future dispute regarding initial terms of contract. 

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- Everyone

Gs elevator

People who get engaged on Valentine’s Day don’t need a prenup. He can keep his Xbox and cargo short collection, and she can keep the Jared ring and her ****ty Instagram drop shipping business.

Here’s your cynical guide to V-Day:

https://link.medium.com/4kX0dG0u5T

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP

I love how Nerdy laid out all his demands over the past year and then got none of them.  So beta…

#FreeCVM #FreeTurd #2007-2017

igor555 wrote:

Gs elevator

People who get engaged on Valentine’s Day don’t need a prenup. He can keep his Xbox and cargo short collection, and she can keep the Jared ring and her ****ty Instagram drop shipping business.

Here’s your cynical guide to V-Day:

https://link.medium.com/4kX0dG0u5T

GSE wrote:

Don’t even think about proposing.

  • It’s vapid and obnoxious, especially if done in a public setting.
  • The odds aren’t in your favor — the average marriage that started out as a Valentine’s Day proposal lasts less than two years.
  • However, there is an upside to getting engaged on Valentine’s Day. At least you won’t need a prenup. You’ll get your Xbox and cargo short collection and she’ll keep her Instagram drop shipping startup.

"You want a quote? Haven’t I written enough already???"

RIP

“Mmmmmm, something…” - H. Simpson

Lol. But most of my demands are pretty alpha to begin with. Most dudes from my convos with randoms are pretty beta. Many are shocked with what I get away with!

and who knows maybe in the future it can all change like how when warren buffet separated with his wife and went with a side piece. That was a very happy ending!

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

Dude, if your not ready to get married then I wouldn’t do it just because she’s pressing you to. Work your magic. Just be like ” baby you know I love you and I want to have kids blah blah blah, and I want the time to be right for us to start our future together”. And whatever else you think she wants to hear. You should want to get married. 

Nery, are you concerned about the testosterone drop after you get married? What if you become a complete beta after your male essence decreases?

https://www.psypost.org/2017/08/testosterone-levels-decrease-men-get-mar...

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- Everyone