Advice on what to do with bonus?

Water Cooler
#1

I have $2,500.00 coming my way in a week.

Anyone got a hot stock tip? Figured I’d also buy a case or two of Coors Light.

#2

2500 pre tax?

I’d pay off any debt. Then buy a leveraged sp500 index

#3

Yeah it’s pre-tax. I think I’ll get to keep about $1,600.00 ish. :frowning: God damn taxes I swear

#4

Just buy SPX…

#5

I didn’t just become a CFA Charterholder to go buy some lame ass ETF.

#6

^ Can you guarantee me 50% yoy?

#7

UVXY my dude. Gotta that that VIX leverage.

#8

I’ve been buying more and more spx and spending the time I would have been doing fundamental analysis on all sorts of kewllllll stuff

#9

You could get a couple handguns

#10

Ha, truth is, I have lost SOOOO MUCH money trading UVXY.

#11

Get one and half good hookers.

#12

Why? You do not want to beat 80% of active managers?

#13

You became a charterholder to ask for stock tips on an anonymous forum?

#14

Which half?

#15

Invest in a good hacksaw.

#16

Touche.

Well, that was all just a little bit of humor.

#17

No need to ask anyone anymore, you’re now able to guarantee superior returns

#18

My forex account is up 194% since June 28th - I’m no performance analyst, but that’s like, a compounded 400,000,000% a year!!!

#19

Please confirm that is gips compliant, tanks

#20

Gips? What are those?