23andme

just ordered the black friday special. $99 bucks for the kit usually 199.

some questions:

1)can anyone steal my DNA results

2)anyone use this, if so how did you interpret the results based on reviews 23andme cant do it

3)did u find anything interesting?

aw I thought you met a 23 yr old HCB

Gonna be awkward when you have to ejaculate in that thing.

Why would anyone want to steal your DNA results?

I mean they could technically just take your hair and test it right?

i meant someone could hack it and threaten to release it or whatever.

just basically trying to figure out if its secure

i think its saliva based, but im sure you can send them back your fishies amiright

This 23andme project was created to track down the direct descendants of Lord Jesus and end their lives. Dont give your information to the forces of evil.

The Mormon church thanks you for the participation

Not only is it a way to track undesirables, the info you get is stupid.

https://www.rt.com/document/5a1039a4fc7e9369208b4567/amp/410286-police-dna-ancestry-websites

I have to admit, that one of my greatest concerns is that my stolen DNA will be used to create a clone who can finally defeat me and end the circle.

23andme is a GREAT name for a prostitution website.

my fear with this is that i know everything. pay a c-note for confirmation.

the prospect that my great grandfather had some strange middle eastern side piece is intriguing. would love to find out that he as piping some Persian princess on the low. possibly worth the money

I got chromes son. 23 is obviously mj

I concur with turd. This whole business is a big privacy concern.

In the future, prospective employees will be made to have these tests done to determine whether they are going to cost too much via healthcare benefits. The police/govt will have another tool with which to track us. People will be framed, etc. If you send your DNA in to this service, you’re paying to have the world have access to your genetic fingerprints.

I know about this thing.

basically you’re gonna find out you have 90% chance that you’ll get dick cancer in the nxt 15yrs. What you gonna do about it?

^yolo

what is D cancer

Hope this helps

Cure cancer.

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