About that time boys As Requested: Terminator Posted Revived Posted by: bigwilly (IP Logged) [hide posts from this user] Date: May 7, 2007 06:24PM Author: ralphmacchio Date: Friday, May 6 @ 2:36 pm I have a morning ritual that I go through before every big exam. I call it “The Terminator”. First, I crouch down in the shower in the classic “naked terminator traveling through time” pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed to the exam as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
I’m gonna wear my red boxing gloves and robe with ‘balboa’ written on the back. Might get a weird look when I show my passport and exam ticket.