Amazon Echo

Anybody get one of these yet? Mine is supposed to come in tomorrow and I’m debating whether or not to just sell it on Ebay for an extra $100. If not, the first thing I’ll ask it will be “Is CFAvsMBA really black?”

I imagine that the first thing most users ask is “Alexa, why am I so lonely?”

Response: “…”

…Your flabby abs.

… No Fap pledge makes you look like Amir Khan in PK.

… No dimes in the non-hacksaw schools you went to.