http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7619179.stm i never cease to be amazed by the progress made possible by ever-advancing science… who would have thunk?
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. ~Albert Einstein
You know what’s really cool? You could have your Rottweiler eat your neighbor’s Schnauzer, take a dump in the park, and the DNA analysis would blame your neighbor!
ha ha ha ha awesome, best one of this miserable year.
Another thought: train your dog to eat your neighbor’s dog’s sh!t. This way, you can: - make use of the residual energy left in that sh!t (helps out [trivially] in global energy issues) - save money from not having to buy dog food - implicate your neighbor via DNA "anal"ysis
how 'bout the art scene lately http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7619720.stm a bull in a tank of formaldehyde, with its head crowned by a gold disc - sold for £9.2m… nice hm?? it would really tie the room together.