another name for pure alpha:

AlphaChino

punny eh?

saw tropic thunder on netflix and thought of this

Actually, I always wanted to retire from finance and run an alpaca farm. I was going to call one of them Alpacino.

i was rolling on the floor first time i saw alpha chino…the tom cruise scene might be the best part

was he a reference to les moonves?

Wasn’t there an alpaca farm boom a decade or so ago and they pretty much all went bust?

mini goat farm or hacksaw

Alpaca? Llama or hacksaw.

PureAlfalfa

Didnt go bust, they were just ahead of their time… you’ll see… its totally gonna happen real soon… then whos gonna be the one holding all the precious alpaca fur and whos gonna be in tears…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwViH1DnK9Y

#Alphie

haha nice reference. ya lil wascal